Next RiffTrax – Troll 2
Troll 2 will be the next RiffTrax target, with SomethingAwful.com’s Lowtax as the special guest riffer.
Troll 2 has gained momentum recently and surged in popularity. I myself have fond memories of making fun of the film when it aired on Cinemax when I was around 12 or so. It has become ubiquitous with bad movie sites, and I’ve even condsidered doing it myself, but I have been holding back since it started having midnight screenings with the original castmembers. It is the same reason I haven’t bothered with Battlefield Earth, as there are so many good movies out there to make targets out of, you have to shake it up a bit. Of course, I’ll still be attacking any Uwe Boll film that hits theaters, because I like going after him. And one day I might just feel like tackling Troll 2 myself.
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Postal Trailer hits web, web cries
Uwe Boll tries to get around the fact taht he sucks by making a movie that is supposed to suck, except it sucks for entirely different reasons.
This is the version of the trailer where you DON’T see Dave Foley’s penis.
Yeah.
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New review: Gryphon
SciFi Channel’s latest is also my lastest movie review. It’s about as unremarkable as you can get for a SciFi Channel film, not terrible, not good, not anything. Click here to read Gryphon.
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2007 Razzie nominations
Well, I’m still going to put out my own awards, even though they are slightly better at picking actual bad movies this year.
2007 Razzie noms:
Worst Picture
* Basic Instinct 2
* Little Man
* Lady in the Water
* The Wicker Man
* BloodRayneWorst Actor
* Tim Allen, The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause, The Shaggy Dog, Zoom
* Nicolas Cage, The Wicker Man
* Larry the Cable Guy (Dan Whitney), Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector
* Rob Schneider, The Benchwarmers, Little Man
* Marlon & Shawn Wayans, Little ManWorst Actress
* Hilary Duff & Haylie Duff, Material Girls
* Lindsay Lohan, Just My Luck
* Kristanna Loken, BloodRayne
* Jessica Simpson, Employee of the Month
* Sharon Stone, Basic Instinct 2Worst Supporting Actor
* Danny DeVito, Deck the Halls
* Ben Kingsley, BloodRayne
* M. Night Shyamalan, Lady in the Water
* Martin Short, The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
* David Thewlis, Basic Instinct 2Worst Supporting Actress
* Kate Bosworth, Superman Returns
* Kristin Chenoweth, Deck the Halls, Pink Panther, RV
* Carmen Electra, Date Movie, Scary Movie 4
* Jenny McCarthy, John Tucker Must Die
* Michelle Rodriguez, BloodRayneWorst Screen Couple
* Tim Allen & Martin Short, The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
* Nicolas Cage & his bear suit, Wicker Man
* Hilary & Haylie Duff, Material Girls
* Sharon Stone’s lopsided breasts, Basic Instinct 2
* Shawn Wayans & either Kerry Washington or Marlon Wayans, Little ManWorst Remake or Rip-Off
* Little Man
* Pink Panther
* Poseidon
* The Shaggy Dog
* The Wicker ManWorst Prequel or Sequel
* Basic Instinct 2
* Big Momma’s House 2
* Garfield 2: A Tail of Two Kitties
* The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
* The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The BeginningWorst Director
* Uwe Boll, BloodRayne
* Michael Caton-Jones, Basic Instinct 2
* Ron Howard, The Da Vinci Code
* M. Night Shyamalan, Lady in the Water
* Keenan Ivory Wayans, Little ManWorst Screenplay
* Basic Instinct 2
* BloodRayne
* Lady in the Water
* Little Man
* The Wicker ManWorst Excuse for Family Entertainment
* Deck the Halls
* Garfield 2: A Tail of Two Kitties
* RV
* The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
* The Shaggy Dog
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Mike Nelson Lied to me!!!
The newest Rifftrack will be Battlefield Earth, done by all three of the FilmCrew. Oddly enough, that’s the specific film Mike Nelson said they were going to wait a while on during RiffTrax Live! So I got lied to by Mike Nelson, which was a pleasant surprise, as I hope they destroy that horrid mess of a film!
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New Review: Emmanuelle 2000: Emmanuelle in Paradise
Put up a new review for Emmanuelle 2000: Emmanuelle in Paradise. The story about a girl who bones anything and everything she can find. Movies that are 1/3 sex scenes make for quick writing during busy school seasons, but we’ll have something special up later in the week, after the upcoming disappointing Razzie nominations get posted on Monday. Yes, the Tarsies will be back for 2007!
Also added a video from Snakes on a Plane.
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