Hell declares war on Earth with Ace Ventura 3!
Another Jim Carrey-less sequel to a Jim Carrey movie, this one starring the most annoying kid in the world, fat bastard Josh Flitter. This time he’s the son of Jim Carrey, so we have nothing but an annoying kid running around to try to keep us entertained. This stinks like DTV (the director David M. Evans directed the good Sandlot film, but also one of the DTV sequels and two DTV Beethoven sequels) but will probably get released in theaters just to bomb spectacularly, and hopefully finish off Josh Flitter’s career forever. I long for the day he’ll be asking me if I want fries with that.Will this be worse than Son of the Mask? Of course it will! Head to the bomb shelters now, this celluloid crap will be the cinema equivalent of 9-11!
Flitter to star in ‘Ace Ventura 3′
Actor will play pet detective’s son
By DAVE MCNARYJosh Flitter will topline Morgan Creek comedy “Ace Ventura 3,” directed by David M. Evans.
“Ace 3″ will be produced by Morgan Creek topper James G. Robinson. David Robinson will also serve as a producer with Morgan Creek’s Guy McElwaine exec producing.
Principal photography will begin Sept. 17 in Orlando, Fla. Screenplay, penned by Jason Heimberg, Justin Heimberg and Jeff Sank, centers on the son of Ace Ventura following in his father’s footsteps by becoming a pet detective for the 7th-grade set and tracking a stolen baby panda after his mother’s wrongly arrested for the crime.
Flitter’s currently appearing in “License to Wed” and “Nancy Drew.” Evans penned “Radio Flyer” and directed “The Sandlot.”
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New Review – Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy
The story of a man who is also a shark, and also a touching story about a father’s love for his son, who eats his arm. With two movie clips. SciFi Channel and Nu Image Films are who you should blame, not me. I just watch the movies.

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Dull birds fared better after Chernobyl: study
It looks like after the Chernobyl disaster, local birds that didn’t use antioxidants to make pigments fared better than birds who were brighter colored.
Dull birds fared better after Chernobyl: study
By Michael Kahn
LONDON (Reuters) – Birds with bright feathers suffered worse from contamination after the Chernobyl nuclear disaster, a study into the impact of radiation on different species showed on Wednesday.
Four groups of birds in the forests around Chernobyl — the site of the world’s worst nuclear disaster in 1986 — declined more than others, researchers examining 1,570 birds from 57 different species at varying distances found.
Birds with red, yellow and orange feathers, birds that laid the biggest eggs and those that migrated the farthest were hardest-hit, possibly because they use up more of a natural chemical that forms a remedy against radiation.
“These are the species that seem to be missing or depressed in numbers,” said Timothy Mousseau, an ecologist at the University of South Carolina.
The results bolster an earlier study of barn swallows in Ukraine indicating that impact from radiation varies among species, said Mousseau, who worked with Anders Moller of the Universite Pierre et Marie Curie.
Survival seems to stem from antioxidants — natural chemicals usually obtained through diet that help fight the negative effects of oxygen free radicals generated by DNA-damaging radiation, Mousseau said.
Activities like producing pigments for feathers, migrating long distances and laying large eggs all use up crucial antioxidants and put these groups of birds at greater risk from radiation following the 1986 disaster, he said.
The study, which the team said was the first linking the effects of radiation on population size of different species to antioxidant defense, also shows that reports of species rebounding in the area may be off the mark.
The results could help scientists better understand the implications for animals elsewhere, particularly in mountain regions that tend to have higher levels of natural radiation.
“There are no studies of the biological consequences of such variation in natural levels of radioactivity, but we suggest that some of the consequences can be predicted from the present study,” the researchers said in the study in the British Ecological Society’s Journal of Applied Ecology.
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New Review – Astro Boy – Fuhrer ZZZ
Astro Boy – Fuhrer ZZZ is now up in the review section. Live action Astro Boy from early Japanese TV. Full of crazy costumes, wacky villains, and no subtitles. With three video clips so you have no excuse not to go read it immediately!

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Animal of the week – Lord Howe Island stick insect
Lord Howe Island stick insect
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Arthropoda
Class: Insecta
Order: Phasmatodea
Family: Phasmatidae
Dryococelus australis

The Lord Howe Island stick insect (Dryococelus australis) was thought to be extinct by 1930, only to be rediscovered in 2001 (this phenomenon is known as the “Lazarus effect”). It is extinct in its largest habitat, Lord Howe Island. It has been called “the rarest insect in the world”, as the rediscovered population consisted of fewer than 20 individuals living on the small islet of Ball’s Pyramid. Adult Lord Howe Island stick insects can measure up to 15 cm in length and weigh 25 g with females bigger than males
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