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The new review is up, and it is Erotic Ghost Story, a masterpiece of category III eroticism that is often imitated but never duplicated. Plus, it has lots of neat old school effects that I love so much! Read it today, and watch the two movie clips!
Popularity: 5% [?] It looks like those fine posters at Resistnet.com have started to lose their marbles! Despite the crazed racism and insanity of the previous Wingnut Web, they have continued to stick around and get even more insane! By the end of next month they will probably be living in buried school buses. I’d feel sorry for them, but they are a bunch of racist douchebags, so screw them!
Let’s start out with an insane rant by one of our newest favorite people in the world, RC. This is my new favorite post in the history of the internet: My favorite magazine is Reader’s Predigest. But it got too racest because of handouts. Only three reasons why anyone would go to Pakinstan! BTW, do you think it would blow Sybil A. Sullins’s tiny mind if she knew the CIA trained bin Laden when he was our ally? Peggy Gilliam knows if she rattles trees she will get buried in ACORNS Peggy Gilliam has also had things taken from her internet! Ben Franklin was the greatest president ever, better than Hamilton RC returns to give Obama another nickname he created while banging his head on the keyboard: The Media spends all day protecting us from the truth of Islam Hitler worship If Hitler’s ghost is in Obama, won’t the Middle Eastern guys all have to change the pictures hanging in their rooms? Black people are the real racists! That darn Democratic Governor of Hawaii (who is really a Republican!) Also, 6%? Trust Marianna to end us with something so racist the very fact they aren’t riding her off condemns this site to sit in the cesspools of crap forever: That’s enough for now, I shall make sure to kiss my wife (of a different race) just to piss Marianna off. Tune in next time for Wingnut Web, because the hate just won’t stop! Popularity: 5% [?]
Some of you may have noticed the news reported (laughingly) that Nigerian authorities declared a suspect transformed into a goat. What they don’t suspect is that this actually happened! I have engineered several goat-troopers over the years to infiltrate areas and just cause general mayhem when I was bored. But Dr. Mobusu is a kind creator, and I let my creations choose freedom if they so desire after their first two year term of service. One such creation, a goat-trooper named Martin, choose to leave for greener pastures, ending up in Nigeria doing unlawful things. I take no responsibility for his actions, as I keep my creations well cared for. Eventually, Martin was captured by the local authorities. He will now probably be eaten, and I would suggest slow roasting him because that makes the meat the most tender. MuHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Popularity: 5% [?] io9.com has a neat list of Roman Empires in science fiction. Worth a look! Popularity: 5% [?] NOOOOO!!! It looks like they are going to reboot Predator, a franchise that doesn’t need rebooting because you can just set up the Predator hunting just about anyone. They at least have Robert Rodriguez producing it, who is hot off of not getting any of his projects approved (Red Sonja, Sin City 2) because he keeps trying to put his girlfriend Rose McGowan in the lead roles. Hopefully she doesn’t show up as a commando, but you never know. How many governors will we get out of this new movie?
Bloodydisgusting has the news:
Popularity: 7% [?] This movie will be terrible! If you want any more proof (other than these pictures or the trailer) then check out this interview where the director talks about how they have fistcams for Goku!
Popularity: 31% [?] It looks like Asia isn’t immune to the 3D Remake craze, and they have decided to turn up the heat! We will get a 3D remake of the Category III classic Sex and Zen! Is this Category III-D? Because that is the obvious joke.
The small problem is that this isn’t the first erotic movie in 3D (perhaps he is referring to the newest methods of 3D, but whatever) There is even porn in 3D! We also have an upcoming 3D porn system from Nvidia and Glacier Media Systems. Probably perfect timing! Popularity: 6% [?] |
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