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Fun with Neon Signs


I was goofing around on the net and ran across a Banner Generator Blog, which linked to a manufacturer of neon signs that allowed you to enter your own words on said neon sign designs and would produce images for you!
NeonMirrors.com is the site
Thus:
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Woola concept art from failed John Carter of Mars film


Jon Favreau Twittered the marionette mockup of Woola from the ill-fated John Carter of Mars film he was attached as director at one point:
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Not to be outdone, David Krentz posted the concept art he did of Woola:
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Will the Pixar Woola look anything like this? We shall find out….eventually!

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This Ain’t Star Trek XXX

Huslter magazine has announced they are making a Star Trek Porn parody to coincide with the release of the Star Trek reboot. I have the odd feeling this will be better than the actual mainstream film!

Check out the cast photo:
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Does Kirk look familiar? That’s because he is Evan Stone, porn star and also star of many Fred Olen Ray bikini films like Super Ninja Doll and Tarzeena.
And check out Sulu being an actual Asian guy! In porn! Bryant Tsuji is his name

Spock – Tony DeSergio
McCoy – Cheyne Collins
Scotty – Anthony Rosano
Uhura – Jada Fire
Nurse Chapel – Codi Carmichael
Khan (yes, that Khan!) – Nick Manning
and a few made up characters so they pack in more girls, who are Jenna Haze, Sasha Grey, and Aurora Snow

Trailer that is surprisingly safe for work:

Source: NSFW link: http://fleshbot.com/5192439/star-trek-vs-this-aint-star-trek-xxx-a-comparison

This is not the first Trek porn, nor will it be the last, nor is it the first with an Asian Sulu:
Naked Movie made “Star Trix” with an Asian Sulu (who also starred as Kumar in their Harold and Kumar porn parody!)
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Could Sulu be the gateway for Asian males in porn? Do either of these Sulus actually get a sex scene, or are the Asian males given the shaft again (no pun intended)

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The Karate Kid now The Kung Fu Kid

You all knew about the Karate Kid remake, right? With Will Smith’s son Jaden Smith? Jackie Chan producing and as Mr Miyagi? About how the kid was in China yet Karate is a Japanese martial art? Well, they just changed the name to The Kung Fu Kid to solve that one problem! That might be a smart move, because then you can argue it is in the same universe, just we don’t meet any of the original characters. The story claims they changed it to avoid comparing it to the original, but that just means we will compare it to The Next Karate Kid now.

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How TarsTarkas.NET became famous on the internet

TarsTarkas.NET has recently become a powerful investigative journalistic force, a role that took me by surprise because I was just posting stuff. It turns out the stuff has major political consequences for a certain crazy lady running for Congress in Illinois! We wrote long ago in a previous Wingnut Web about how Rosanna Pulido, Republican candidate for Congress in Illinois’s 5th district, posts on the website FreeRepublic.com as “chicagolady” and has said many things that could be thought of as bigoted and hatefilled. This race is largely ignored because she is going to get her clocked cleaned, but I found it interesting that a big party candidate was freely posting racist crap on the internet and no one cared. At all. Sure, her own party was ignoring her, but here is a chance to further humiliate them anyway. The pundits and the media ignored it all.

On the internet, there was small mention of it. First it showed up here. Then a blog showed up archiving even more of Ms. Pulido’s ramblings: Rosanna Pulido is a Freeper. Still, nothing. Finally, a local Chicago paper stumbled across the story after being emailed, and soon got to the bottom of it. Which involved speaking to us! And thus, TarsTarkas.NET was quoted by ChitownDailyNews in the Media Watchdog column written by “Lou Grant”
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This lead to a thread on FreeRepublic.com ( http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2214476/posts ) where they quote the ChitownDailyNews article, and the quoted part includes TarsTarkas.NET, thus TarsTarkas.NET is now in Freep-land! Then the fun begins as the FreeRepublic posters begin to insult everyone, including TarsTarkas.NET!

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So here comes the fun!

pissant is all about namecalling
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La Lydia seems to not understand how public funding works (Soros is not the only person with money)
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denydenydeny doesn’t know there is a difference between being an active participant in hate like chicagolady vs. being on a board with some guy who did bad things when you were in shortpants.
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wac3rd is an amateur poet and amateur racist
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Cletus D. Yokel is all about the lawyers
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GOPJ’s houseguest story causes the next 15 posts or wo to argue about what is the best example
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chicagolady then makes an appearance to try to smooth things over, claiming she was only posting bad things in 2003! Of course, any cursory glance at Rosanna Pulido is a Freeper will find all sorts of naughty posts written after 2003. The girl can’t tell the truth!
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Here is a 2004 post where she calls Obama “Osama” How about a 2008 entry calling Mexicans the new KKK?
She has been posting regularly despite running for election. And she’ll still post there after she loses. Ain’t life sweet?

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New Review – Godzilland


What the frak is Godzilland? Morning children’s programming in Japan that is basically a commercial for Godzilla toys and Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla 2! Watch the insanity of this sample episode thanks to dozens of pictures, three video clips, and loads of open-mouthed staring. March of Godzilla 4 continues! Read it today!

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New Review – Godzilla vs SpaceGodzilla


The new review is up, Godzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla! Godzilla fights his space brother/son/thing in this entry in the Heisei series of films. Mothra cameos, MOGUERA returns to the screen, and that annoying BabyGodzilla resurfaces as LittleGodzilla. Complete with loads of pictures and a clip of the action, read it today! March of Godzilla 4 will continue, we ain’t done yet!

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