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War Robot also coming to the screens

More robot action! Robots fighting people all over the solar system. And based on a graphic novel! But I bet no robot will be peeing on a dude. Maybe we will get a better Terminator 4.
Variety sez:

[Jerry Bruckheimer] has snapped up feature rights to the graphic novel “World War Robot” from IDW Publishing.

Story, penned by Ashley Wood and recounted in war-diary form by participants on both sides, centers on a small band of humans and robots facing off in a battle on Earth, the moon and Mars.

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Kong: King of Skull Island optioned

The book Kong: King of Skull Island, which is a prequel to Kong’s adventures before that blonde girl came along and changed everything, has been optioned and might show up at a theater near you.
Variety sez:

Spirit Pictures is looking to breathe new life into King Kong and a project initially developed by effects legend Ray Harryhausen.

Producers at the shingle have picked up the rights to the book “Kong: King of Skull Island,” a prequel to the well-known tale of the big ape.

Penned by Joe DeVito and Brad Strickland, book focuses on the backstory of Skull Island and how the giant gorilla became king there. It introduces other giant gorillas and dinosaurs only hinted at in the previous films.

The book was published at the same time Peter Jackson was producing his remake of “King Kong.”

Oh, and we also have this:

Spirit also is developing “War Eagles,” a project Cooper and Harryhausen had developed together and were nearly set to produce before the outbreak of WWII. The period actioner is set in 1939 and revolves around an ace fighter-pilot who tests a new jet and winds up crash-landing in the arctic, where he encounters a lost civilization that’s been thriving there for centuries.

So we got two monster movies possibly coming soon!

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Battle Beasts are back??

As some of you know, I love Battle Beasts ever since I was a boy. The toyline gets almost no love and nobody remembers them. And now, they will probably be back. At the Comicon, the company that makes the Kubricks toys revealed they got the license and even put up a prototype of a gator! So I guess Battle Beasts will be back, even if it is in a weird form. Well, we did have Gormiti, which are like the spiritual successor of Battle Beasts.

More Battle Beast info

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New Review – Superman (Telugu)

It is Telugu Superman! NTR stars as the South Indian Superman who fights evil cowboys. Seriously. FOUR clips and the Theme Song as an MP3! Crazy as heck! Read it today!

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New Metallic Attraction: Kung Fu Cyborg posters

Feast your eyes on the visual feast! Found via HKMDB News

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Wingnut Web – thefoxnation.com Arrests You At Your House Edition

Black professor Henry Louis Gates Jr was arrested trying to break into his own home when locked out, in a story that is packed with racial tension. Obama was asked about the story in a press conference and gave his thoughts, which has enraged the old angry white conservatives from thefoxnation.com, who took a break from making racist comments to make racist comments specifically about this issue! And here they are!

joebyblueyes is a shining example of the intelligent people on thefoxnation.com
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drunkenwolf is too drunk to remember any commandments
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I’m self-employed at this amazingly successful company, that’s why I waste all day posting ignorant comments on the web! HITLAR!!1
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LOL, cuz he’s black, right?
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Keep telling yourself that…
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Kevin shaves his head every hour on the hour
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Obama spends all day lynching whitey
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MawMaw1 is one of those conservatives who has all these conservative black friends that aren’t really conservatives but just learned to shut up about things around MawMaw1 because he is loudmouth and annoying
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Yes, Iran has everything to do with a black professor getting arrested at his own house.
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Black people don’t have standards. How dare these Balcks use the race card?
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Never apologize when you shoot an unarmed black guy in the back on BART!
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I know these people who went to college and are dumb, unlike me, who never went and now I have a great career posting on the internet!
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dfoi doesn’t know how HMOs work now
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Yes, what a good point, totally ignoring how states historically legislated race
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roguetea is the modern day e.e. cummings
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Damn uppity negroes need to know their place! (remember, comment APPROVED by foxnation screeners!)
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Cops who arrest blacks on site are more post-racial than these “uppity” negroes!
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This comment is the laughing stock of this comment
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Hey, it’s Buckwheat! Buckwheat! Look at that Buckwheat! Why do black people hate me?
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Obama burned a cross in this lady’s yard.
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Jenna is totally concerned about the Black youth of America
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Obama should totally listen to this nutjob!
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Obama wants riots. Right after he shirtlessly burns a cross and is uppity.
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Thank you, thefoxnation.com, for showing us why it will be a better world when all your commenters fall into a volcano. An uppity negro volcano.

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New Review – Young Flying Hero

Young Flying Hero flies into TarsTarkas.NET, so enjoy my disappointment in the movie. And watch the giant monster clip, because the film disappoints in the rest. Read it, suckers!

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