Traci Lords IS Dejah Thoris, Princess of Helium
By Tars Tarkas
UPDATE – Read the TarsTarkas.NET review of Asylum’s Princess of Mars!
God help us all…
I am sure Jabba the Hutt wants his slave babe Leia costume back!
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No kidding. Also what’s with the sword and sandal look for John Carter?
NO she’s not – first of all, Dejah is not blonde. Secondly, Ms. Lords is nowhere near exotic looking. Were Debra Paget in her prime now, SHE would be DJ.
I think they were looking for a cheap name to presell DVDs first and respect to canon second. It at least looks like they may be trying to keep some of the spirit of the novel even if they have 1/1000th the budget of the Pixar film.
Still… Traci Lords???