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New Review – Assault Girls

The new review is Assault Girls, the story of three girls who assault sand whales or something. It looked like it was going to be cool, but looks were deceiving. Look at the photos, read the review, watch the clip, enjoy life, dance all night, draw pictures of robots…

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Sharktopus gets trailered!

Oh, SciFi Channel, why am I trapped somewhere without access to you?

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Mega Shark vs Gigantosaurus

Asylum’s followup to Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus will be Mega Shark vs Gigantosaurus. I am not sure how that will work, as Gigantosaurus is a land-dwelling dinosaur that is a sauropod (think Brontosaurus) but the poster art is basically a giant T-Rex. So we got a T-Rex fighting a giant shark, who in the last film was taking a bite out of airplanes. Okay. Let’s hope for the best! Maybe they’ll have more actual monster stuff in this one! Horror-Movies.ca noticed the poster art in a CNN video and Avery emailed everyone in the universe.

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Banglar King Kong

Beth of Beth Loves Bollywood sent this to Todd at 4DK who sent it to me who publishes it for you: Banglar King Kong!

It is consistent with the Banglar movies I have seen (1 banglar film, review coming soon, but there are zero giant apes in that one!) This is almost enough to have me check my Twitter more than once a week!

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Death Kappa

Death Kappa will be dropping on Region 1 DVD and Blu-Ray on May 25th with a dubbed version for those of you who hate to read. May 25th is coming up quicker than you realize. Take a break and watch a movie where a giant kappa (a Japanese demon) smashes up some other giant monster. Death Kappa is the brainchild of Japanese FX man Tomoo Haraguchi.

The kappa, in Japanese folklore, are water goblins that are closely associated with a certain town in the country. Unfortunately, the area is also home to a militant splinter group of researchers dedicated to developing amphibious super soldiers based on the kappa of legends. When their experiments result in murders by some escapees, the appearance of an actual kappa, and the triggering of an atomic bomb, the consequences are of epic proportions. A monster arrives in the midst of the nuclear fallout, and Japan’s defenses are helpless against it. Mankind’s only savior is an irradiated water goblin that is on the rampage with death in its eyes.

Thanks to Avery for some info

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Another Damn American Godzilla Movie!

Not again! When will we learn? When?? When????

Legendary Pictures will co-producing and co-financing with Warner Bros. for release in 2012. End of the world 2012.

Quoteth the Legendary Guy:
“Our plans are to produce the Godzilla that we, as fans, would want to see. We intend to do justice to those essential elements that have allowed this character to remain as pop-culturally relevant for as long as it has.”

Yeah, right. I’ll believe that when I see it. You may call me bitter, but I got experience on my side!

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Dinoshark airs Saturday

Those of you with cable will get to see Dinoshark on Saturday on the channel that should still be named SciFi Channel. Those of you without are doomed to wait until someone gives you a copy. So watch these preview clips or something. You could be doing worse things with your time. And hopefully Foywonder will give us a cool review quickly.

Thanks to Avery

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