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The main giant bug was Horrible Hamilton – a large green bug with legs that moved when it rolled. There were additional bugs – Spooky Spider and Gruesome/Brutal Beetle – along with smaller nameless bugs. The blue army men (called Blue Defenders) were meant to represent the United Nations, because only the combined might of the world’s armies could defeat Horrible Hamilton and his bug crew!

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Why are we talking about Hamilton’s Invaders? Because the helmet wore by the Golden Skeleton gang in Golden Skeleton is the Hamilton’s Invaders helmet with a gold skull glued on top of it! B-movie inspired, B-movie used.

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Han Sung-Ju (한성주 sometimes Han Sung-Joo), Miss Korea 1995, has turned that beauty queen prize into a career in media, namely being a tv star. She is totally not related to the person the Korean media are dubbing Celebrity A. So don’t get any ideas. Wink. There is also Individual B (Celebrity A’s ex-boyfriend) and Individual C (some dude uploading these things to the net)

At some point Celebrity A dated a Korean-American businessman named Individual B. They had a normal relationship where he gave her tons of money to buy all sorts of crap and new boobs, and also abortions. Then he dumped her, so she went nuts and had some mobsters beat him up and made him sign a NDA in his own blood. So Individual B is mad, and gives Individual C a bunch of stuff to release on the internet, including her passport, medical records, and photos and videos of A and B getting it on. The first video was short, but rumor has it more has hit the net. As you can guess, this has caused a media circus of hilarity, especially since everyone keeps using the Celebrity A name. We will all soon learn that ABC isn’t as easy as 123.

A shtt from the notorious tape of Celebrity A

What a shocker, a Korean woman gets cosmetic surgery? 30% of them do!

Facing so many obvious jokes for this caption, I choke and end up using none.

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A Google Street View / Robot inspired stop motion short

Supersize Me
The boys discover Morgan Spurlock and his documentary Supersize Me, largely because he has a hot babe with him at a premiere. So they decide to eat nothing but Burger World food for 30 days. They gain more and more weight, while Mr. Van Driessen gets them a documentary crew following them, and various corporate CEOs run tricks to not get blamed for the epic obesity.

Riffs:
Teen Cribs – WTF? never heard of this show. Rich bratty kids show off their place, the boys confused and think it’s Teen Mom.
Jersey Shore – Snooki’s dating preferences lead to much mockery, and their own lists

Bathroom Break
Butthead discovers that he got paid to poop when he was in the restroom, so the boys spend all their time at work in the restroom, as the Burger World slowly devolves into chaos.

Riffs:
Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros – Kisses over Babylon – The discussion turns to Jesus, and the audience pefering to get shot than to listen to the song

Drones

On a class field trip to a military base, Beavis and Butthead find the empty control room to drones operating in Afghanistan and on base. Although they cause problems, the story seems somewhat rambling like it wasn’t enough material to fill 20+ minutes and it just sort of ends. Mr. Van Driessen gets more and more disheartened as the military base commander talks of all the violent things the military does. This probably should have stayed a shorter episode. The most notable part is the confirmation that Daria moved away during one of the video riffings (after Beavis is correct from his statement that she killed herself!)

Riffs:
Deadmaus – Ghosts n Stuff – The discussion turns to grief counseling, along with a story that shows Beavis was drugged and raped
MGMT – It’s Working – Beavis’s mom tried to lose him in Ikea as a kid, but she got lost and kept bumping into him
Jersey Shore – The terms used on the show are confusing and causes discussion between the boys. Beavis cracks the code, but isn’t smart enough to remember what he said.
Benny Benassi – Satisfaction – sexy girls doing construction gets the full attention of the pair.

Holy Cornholio

One of two longer episodes that aired the same night in an hour block, featuring the return of the Great Cornholio! This was the episode that got sneak peeked all over the net.

Beavis gets a toy soldier drilled into his hands and goes to the hospital. There, he’s given painkillers that he takes too many of and becomes the Great Cornholio. Running rampant, he is mistaken for the returning soul of a cult’s deceased leader. The boys are taken back to the compound, where the cultists try to decipher the meaning of Cornholio’s desire for TP.

Eventually, Beavis returns to normal, and Beavis and Butthead grow bored of the encampment and demand to go home. The next day, when the females of the camp are prepared to have the two share their sacred essence (have sex with them), the two are annoyed and misunderstand, sending Stewart in their place, as Stewart cheers.

Riffs
Jersey Shore – One of the girls brings back a waiter to the home in Italy to have sex with, and gets mocked by the men. Bleh.
T-Baby – It’s so cold in the D – The boys question if this is the Real Housewives of Detroit, then dance to the music because it rules
Cage the Elephant – No Rest for the Wicked – They spend much of the video knowingly talking about what “cage the elephant” really means.
Teen Mom – Some horrible teen mom gets a boob job and ignores her kid. She talks through her nose and is rightfully trashed by the pair.

Daughter’s Hand
Ignoring everything else, Daughter’s Hand features the return of Tom Anderson! It’s also hilarious! Watching an old time movie where a character asks for someone’s daughter’s hand leads to a perverted misunderstanding by the duo. The eventual conclusion features fisticuffs and the realization that the answer was right in front of them the whole time.

Riffs
16 and Pregnant – The boys riff on a show packed to the gills with people stupider than them (and they know it!) Also some good commentary about if one girl is a bad actor or a bad person.
True Life – I Have a Paranormal Ability – Even Beavis and Butthead are aware that this woman is a fraud.

Tech Support
The pair head to the abandoned drive-in, only to find it is now an office park. Confused, they wander inside and are put to work running the tech support for the computer company. Hilarity ensues. Beavis and Butthead are not particularly good at the job, and begin turning coworker Hameed into one of them after the boss mistakes their quickness on the phone for being good at the job. This ends in disaster as a massive power outage causes looting just as Beavis and Butthead figure out how to get porn on their work computer. I also enjoy the cat picture on the cubical wall by Beavis.

Riffs
Katy Perry – Firework – Beavis kind of likes the song, and as Butthead can’t let Beavis have any joy, he spends the rest of the song trashing him until Beavis kicks him in the crotch