Arizona Nazis
Arizona is like the Roadrunner and Non-Racist America is Wile E. Coyote. That’s the only explanation I can think of for the recent activities of our friends in the Grand Canyon State.First of all, the draconian Immigration Bill was passed, basically making it legal for cops to demand proof of citizenship from anyone they suspect might be an illegal immigrant. Which means anyone brown. Telling people to “show me your papers” is sooooooo American.
Then we find out the bill was co-written by a lawyer for an actual Nazi! Lawyer at FAIR’s Immigration Reform Law Institute Kris Kobach was the co-author of the Arizona law. The Federation for American Immigration Reform (FAIR)founder and current board member John Tanton is a noted Nazi propaganda distributor.
Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio has a lot of neo-nazi fans, he even poses with them for pictures!
Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s immigration raids have made him a hero, he even briefly considered running for governor before he realized that was a fast track to getting charged with crimes from the investigations now underway.
Oh, and he also forced a woman to give birth while in shackles. No wonder the teabaggers love him!
Repubican Arizona State Senate Majority leader Chuck Gray has been caught following Stormfront and a second hate group (ScarecrowWPWW) on Twitter. He claims to have no idea how that could have happened and is now unfollowing them. Right. Does anyone believe anything Republicans say anymore?
What America needs is Blues Brothers 3: I Hate Arizona Nazis.
Categories: Culture Wars, Politicians, Wingnut Web Tags: Arizona, Joe Arpaio
Wingnut Web is on the march!
We’re moving! Wingnut Web and the other political posts will soon be hosted on their very own spin-off blog! That way, we can focus on two separate high-quality sites instead of one high-quality site that has weird visitation demographics. Who knew a few random articles would evolve into something so big? And we’ll still be covering all the hate sites you know and love, and much much more. Once the initial setup is completed, we will be dropping links to the new location. Often. Lots of times. So much you will dream about the links to the new site every night. They will haunt you. Steal your soul. Sell it on ebay to a guy named TurnipLover44. He’ll leave bad feedback and there will be PayPal disputes. Lawsuits. Arguments before the Supreme Court. Where’s the Birth Certificate, TurnipLover44?
Categories: Wingnut Web Tags: Wingnut Web
Obama has learned the art of satanic magic
Hey, it looks like some idiot on FreeRepublic.com suddenly realized what 2012 was all about and now is going all nutso fantastic on Barack Obama, satanic magic champion. He also must have saw the movie 2012, saw Danny glover as the black president, the world ending, and people on arks, and now thinks that the movie is a prophesy or something. People, this is what happens when Roland Emmerich is allowed to make movies. We all know that Roland Emmerich needs to be stopped, Godzilla is prove enough alone. Just wait until this guy sees Independence Day! So if you want to know about Obama and his satanic magic artistry, here is the post by Armageddon:
I see nothing wrong with wanting a black guy to be my slave…
When will blacks learn that we hate them because we love them?
Bonus random shots! Here is some reaction to a white supremacist getting killed by a black guy. Sadly, I missed a few of the posts which were deleted “because of use of an AP image” even though it was because they were racist. But they missed these other ones…
Obama has ordered blacks to murder all whites!
Black people are things
The Whore House is where Obama practices his satanic magic arts!
Categories: Culture Wars, Wingnut Web Tags: Freeper, Wingnut Web
Wingnut Web – Cheerleading the Nazis Edition
Arizona’s new immigration law that makes everyone a target unless you carry your birth certificate on you at all times is controversial, to say the least. Freaking garbage, to say a bit stronger (but not strong enough!) But you can understand that Wingnuts like the folks at FreeRepublic.com and Resistnet.com are cheerleading this like crazy. Because they are crazy. And hateful.The immigration law was written by AZ state senator Russell Pearce, but Pearce has an unlikely comrade touting how he helped write the bill. Kris Kobach is his name, and you might know him as a dude running for the Secretary of State of Kansas. Or you may know his pals the neo-Nazis. Yes, that’s right. Besides a White Nationalist lawyer bragging he helped write the bill (The immigration bill was written by a Nazi!) Russell Pearce also pals around with J.T. Ready, another neo-Nazi. And Pearce got in trouble a few years ago by fowarding around emails from White Nationalism groups. And Resistnet is cheering this all on. Sometimes, the crazy just writes itself.
So let’s do what Wingnut Web does best: Find insane stuff, shine a light on it!
Rich Mexicans break into the US daily to make a few bucks outside Home Depot just to sneak back into Mexico to drive big cars!
We should deport everyone!
Illegals stole Roy’s spellcheck! And how do you deal in rape? Are immigrants Goldman Sachs?
We have bagged on Jeffery J Cole before, but in a long long long thread he is one of the few voices not calling for the deportation of everyone brown. He realizes that it is impossibly expensive, a waste of time, and also not what Jesus would do. This means that everyone on Resistnet now hates him and I expect him to be banned soon. We salute Jeffery J Cole, despite our differences, we give credit where credit is due.
Oh noes, TACOS!!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW DUMB FIREFLY IS!
Mexican Moses is jammin’ with Danish Job.
Things are complicated! ONLY TRAITORS THINK THINGS ARE COMPLICATED!!!
what is “welfare breeders” code for?
Jeffery J Cole lays out somewhat sensible propositions…
And is brutally attacked! Oh, folks at home questioning Firefly’s numbers, you are correct, LA is 47.7% Hispanic, not illegals. Firefly is using illegals as code for everyone Latino!
I will solve the problem of doing something impossible and super expensive!
If I make up enough crap, the 14th Amendment says whatever I want!
Looks like the INVASION has stolen FireFly’s spellcheck! Speak English or get out!
Crusty Old Geezer continues to make up stuff.
Immigrants are terrorists!
John Galt keeps up the tradition of boring long speeches.
I find the fact that someone named John Galt is complaining that he can’t find a job because of corporate outsourcing ironically delicious
I’ll make up more numbers and also your wife is raped, all illegals’ fault!
Remember when all these people now yelling about how laws must be enforced were trying to break the law in regards to filling out the census?
One of them is a citizen, the other one probably is and you are just racist. But thanks for your masturbation fantasy of sending away all the brown on your block.
Lobbyists are too dumb to know to travel to local offices!
Mexicans are dirty, stinking criminals.
I have no evidence any of them are illegals but I’ll just say they are and call them roaches because they aren’t human. Praise Jesus!
Jeffery J Cole knows the secret truth of the AZ law that even Tom Tancredo thinks goes too far. And is attacked.
Now, on a completely different subject, I burned my census form…
Human rights are socialism.
RARGH! Private business phone lines are somehow the faults of illegals!
Remember, this guy votes!
I’ll just make up a story about being threatened by Middle Eastern people now…
Resistnet Chat is just as racist as ever…
I slept like a baby knowing that millions of Americans will be harassed and persecuted! Praise Jesus!
Taco Baggers
Maria Isabel Cintron goes off the deep end and keeps on sinking…
Oh, do we have more? We have more. Next time.
Categories: Culture Wars, Wingnut Web Tags: Resistnet.com, Wingnut Web
Wingnut Web – Slavery took place because the Constitution was not enforced Edition
So Resistnet has been cheering on the recent immigration law in Arizona. No surprise there. What is (also not) a surprise is how many posters there seeem to think everyone who is even remotely Hispanic is an illegal, to the point where “illegal” comes to refer to anyone brown. Even President Obama. But don’t worry, Resistnet.com posters all have black friends, so they ain’t racist, even thought they’re screaming about how White Christians are being systematically de-powered by dark-skinned immigrants.Hispanic? Standing on the corner? Your rights are now forfeit!
I also love how all nice-dressed Hispanics will be immune from harassment.
Steele spoke the truth, time for him to go!
Free to be oppressed by the Confederate-fetishing Republican party!
Black Republicans need to do the work of 10 men to prove they are worthy
My BLACK friends…
Oh, snap! You’re going down, MLK! And I bet Jeffery J Cole can’t figure out why Blacks don’t like the Republican Party…
If Steele had any guts he would start a race war!
It’s like none of them bothered to pay attention to the last 50 years! (they didn’t)
Slavery took place because the Constitution was not enforced? It was written into the Constitution! 3/5ths of a person! This is the “Conservative” history you want to be teaching instead? Completely wrong information? Oh, yes, that’s right. These are teabagging morons.
I hate racism! That’s why I harass black politicians. Bonus “Your a moron” quote.
My Chinese Mexican friends!
Way to go becoming a worse state than Florida!
You got Birtherism in my Illegalism!
i swear to god if the illegals don’t give me back my shift key…
(all Hispanic)
They’re coming to dilute us White Christians! White Christians need to form some sort of group, maybe a clan.
Funny how none of these people supported the law when it came to census forms.
Lou Dobbs is so dreamy…
People actually talk like this. On purpose. Non-ironically.
I’ll take a break from constantly complaining the cops are going to take my guns to defend the cops from the left
Illegals is code for another word. Try and guess what it is!
More code talk here.
They should speak English. Which means frank e kekkemur has to go! That’s some terrible teabonics!
Sky King thinks the chicken crossing the road is an illegal immigrant
Birtherism is poised to explode! And then get made fun of some more because Birthers are crazy.
Why don’t state governors invade shoot all browns? It would totally piss off libs!
AMEN! All Hispanics are illegal, round them up LOL!
Again, everyone who is hispanic is called illegal.
This moron thinks illegals are lining up at the DMV
He’s not one of us (he’s black!)
Rome was filled with lazy black people too!
My favorite crazy old man had decided to impeach everyone.
My BLACK friends!
We even spent our budget on shift keys!
Mel Frost has gone over the edge.
Oh, Resistnet!
Categories: Culture Wars, Wingnut Web Tags: Resistnet.com, Wingnut Web
Wingnut Web: The Teabagger Boogie
From the man who brought you the GEICO Insurance ad announcer voice, who was recently fired from his job for having an opinion on something ridiculous, brings you another Tea Bag-tacular event you won’t want to miss, The Teabagger Boogie (Dick Armey’s Army of Dicks):
This DC Douglas guy is awesome, his new full time job should be being the slick and sane voice of reason on a series of videos that hold the Tea Parties’ feet to the candle and make them accountable for the retarded mess they’ve created in this country.
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Wingnut Web – Party of Slavery Edition
It’s time to visit Resistnet.com again because I got a whole new pack of crazy posts but didn’t post these posts from last week, so here they are. Luckily, Resistnet is a never-ending fountain of fun. And even though a certain Resistnet Admin has declared war on tars tarkasnet.org and some random people I have never heard of, Resistnet and their allies have devoted their cause to that instead of moderating their own site. Oh, wait, they are moderating, in that they are deleting all mentions of Ron Paul for some reason. Racism=good, Ron Paul=bad. I don’t really care for Ron Paul, but the odd censorship makes no sense. It’s like they want me to make fun of them. So I will oblige them. Because we’re friendly like that at TarsTarkas.NET. “Be a good neighbor” is our motto. So is “Remember the Knights Templar” but that is a motto for another day… And now, Resistnet:
Barack Obama killed the Polish President because of…uh…Communism!
I’m totally different than all those lazy slobs on government handouts! Also, destroy that government that is the only thing keeping me from sleeping in the streets.
Gee, “gonzales”, I think if the minutemen are going to shoot everyone who looks slightly mexican near the boarder you might want to duck.
No, it is the tea party.
I got a new Dhimmitude!
Christian Scientists are just running screening patterns for the Muslims!
Another March of the Morons! Be there!
CMW gets off on the idea of Obama supporters having their lives destroyed.
Maybe, but I bet Obama knows how to turn off Caps Lock.
All illegals are wife-beating drug dealers. But they only beat their American wives.
I wanna shoot me some brown HOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHH!!
We’re not racist because of 150 years ago, just ignore the past 60 years…
“p”resident is done because the author feels the President is just a “resident” of the White House. “c”ongress is just fucking dumb.
No, it’s about being used by the GOP to get votes. Sorry, tools.
Princess Palin backlash continues!
We need leaders, but it should be the shadowy astroturf funders, not Sarah Palin!
It’s almost as if paying her hundreds of thousands of dollars to speak at Tea Party conventions has caused her to be associated with the movement somehow!
Sarah isn’t the Tea Party – I AM!!!
Hands off my Princess Palin!
We love Princess Palin and always have
Mindy is a leftist impostor.
Randy Weaver happened under Bush 1.0, and if China is so horrible wouldn’t they be America’s Number 1 enemy?
It made me so mad!
chris gonzales is an expert on speaking without knowing.
FoxNews is now 100% Saudi.
Hey, a pretend black person to give the conservatives what they always wanted – a black guy who gets on his knees to thank them for being made slaves in America!
No one knows the sorrows more than pretend Indians…
I’m pretend Indian too! I’ll out minority you every day!
I was a virtual slave in the World of Warcraft! Damn you, Obama! End World of Warcraft Slavery!
Until next time, keep it crazy, Resistnet!
Categories: Culture Wars, Wingnut Web Tags: Resistnet.com, Wingnut Web
