AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! This is the greatest political ad of all time.
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When the Wingnuts begin firing off their high-powered assault rifles and declare the beginning of Civil War II these nice folks will be there to greet you with either a bullet (if you don’t look like them) or a cheery gift-basket full of MRE rations, Confederate flags, and Bibles (maybe some tea bags too).
Yup, if you can’t read their banner this is a photo of those brave souls in the Texas branch of The Well Regulated Militia (http://militias.ning.com), or atleast the members that were brave enough to meet other internet militia folks in middle-of-nowhere Texas. The Regulator (Oath Keeper), who keeps popping up on Resistnet and Militia.Ning, posted this proud photo so I assume that’s him standing in the middle with the .44 that would make Charles Bronson run in the other direction. Let’s see who else we got here… This pictures almost reads like the High School A/V Club’s yearbook photo (except with a lot more guns and illegitimate children). Looks like all the members of The Texas Well Regulated Militia made it out for this photo op though. We’ve got: The young kid who got dragged to this boring dumb thing by his lame dad The shotgun wedding couple who decided to bring their 2 year old along so he could play with all the pretty firearms Some pudgy porker guy whose weapon of choice appears to be a baseball bat or plank of wood A creepy Sam Elliott look alike who prefers to bludgeon people with guns rather than shoot them One of the GEICO cavemen (or what I assume is Sam Elliott’s wife) The token Vietnam vet who prefers historic rifles The fat goony looking fellow with an AK-47 (Jorts do not provide good camouflage buddy!) What I can only assume is fat goony guy’s hot sister Butchy McButcherson (the token closet lesbian of the group) and some poor old guy who they found sleeping at the bus station (and who continues to sleep while his picture is taken, at least they propped a rifle up against him). Not pictured: the crystal meth lab
This cheery fellow is apparently part of the group too but I guess he didn’t fit into the photo with his huge gun and all. The following text was included along with the pictures:
Popularity: 1% [?] Are you serious? I am serious!
Popularity: 2% [?] It was a nice day as we strolled into the Goodwill store. It isn’t a real Goodwill store, but some other charity whose name I cannot recall. In the window is a sign about how everything is 50% off today, the sign is up 365 days a year. After rummaging though the toy bins for anything eBayable (scored a Transformer from 2001) I went over to the books like I always do on the lookout for goofy crap. Best in Children’s Books caught my eye, because there were several volumes and it looked old enough that my mom used it in school. I was right, the copyright date inside was from the 1950s, and it reprinted stuff from even earlier. One such story is our focus today, because it is always fun to see how things were like in the olden days. I’ve scanned in some of the paragraphs of The Story of Early America that would not make it into classes in this day and age, for good reason.
That’s it as the Story of Early America ends at Lincoln’s death. The rest of the book is not interesting, except for this interesting picture in the Kipling story: Popularity: 3% [?] Holytaco.com has collected a bunch of pictures of terrible homemade Star Wars costumes. Good for some laughs! Popularity: 2% [?] Sign of the times…
Just wait until the McGarbage Trucks appear! They have also approached Chicago about this Popularity: 2% [?] |
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