Attack of the Virus!

Author: Tars Tarkas  //  Category: Site News

Due to a computer virus/malware thing attacking my big computer and the time it is taking to deal with that, the next reviews will be delayed a bit. This is sad because they are cool weird foreign crap that makes the people sing praises to the gods of craziness, or something. The sooner I cure the malware junk, the sooner we get some sweet Turkish double feature goodness.

Here is a sneak peak:
Kizil Maske

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Ugh - Part 3

Author: Tars Tarkas  //  Category: Movie News

Between this shot of the new Enterprise and the descriptions of the trailer on AICN, I have absolutely zero interest in this film now, except as a future scathing review filled with nerd spittle.
Enterprise

USS iNterprise

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UFOs and the truth

Author: Dr. Mobusu  //  Category: Dr. Mobusu

This was before my time, but shows that even Mad Scientists from decades past got misinterpreted as UFOs or other weird things by people looking for simple explanations. I cannot even count the amount of times I or my creations have been dismissed as magic, ghosts, bigfoot, aliens, or crazy dreams. People cannot handle science of a super-advanced nature. It breaks their minds. And this work here, basically a joyride from the famed Dr. Ruggers in his spaceship that he build and took to Venus, gets past off as aliens. Dr. Ruggers’s important work in contacting Venusian civilizations lead to thousands of new life forms to be experimented on, never mind how he slew the Lizardman King Trongorr and ruled the Venusian country of Slirralia for twenty years until he returned to Earth to retire and collect oddly shaped spores. He is a hero to all mad scientists.

UK UFO files reveal alleged attempt to shoot UFO

By RAPHAEL G. SATTER

LONDON – An American fighter pilot flying from an English air base at the height of the Cold War was ordered to open fire on a massive UFO that lit up his radar, according to an account published by Britain’s National Archives on Monday.

The fighter pilot said he was ordered to fire a full salvo of rockets at the UFO moving erratically over the North Sea — but that at the last minute the object picked up enormous speed and disappeared. The account, first published in Britain’s Daily Star newspaper more than 17 years ago and to this day unverified by military authorities, was one of many carried in the 1,500 pages the archives made available online.

The unnamed pilot said he and another airman were scrambled on the night of May 20, 1957 to intercept an unusual “bogey” on radars at a Royal Air Force Station Manston, an airfield at the southeastern tip of England about 75 miles from central London.

“This was a flying object with very unusual flight patterns,” the pilot said, according to a typed manuscript of his account mailed to Britain’s Ministry of Defense by a UFO enthusiast in 1988. “In the initial briefing it was suggested to us that the bogey actually was motionless for long intervals.”

Ordered to fly at full throttle in cloudy weather, the pilot said he was given the order to fire a volley of 24 rockets at the mysterious object.

“To be quite candid I almost (expletive) my pants!” the pilot said, saying he asked for confirmation — which he received.

Retired U.S. airman Milton Torres told Britain’s Sky News on Monday that he was the pilot and has spent 50 frustrating years attempting to uncover the truth of his mid-air encounter.

Speaking from his home in Miami, Florida, Torres said he never saw the UFO with his naked eye, but watched in awe as it appeared on his jet’s radar and sped off before he had chance to fire.

“All of a sudden as it was coming in, it decided to take off and leave me behind … The next thing I know it was gone,” Torres told Sky News. “It was some kind of space alien craft. It was so fast, it was so incredible … it was absolutely death defying.”

In the newly published government file, the U.S. airman said the UFO appeared impossible to miss.

“The blip was burning a hole in the radar with its incredible intensity,” the pilot said. “It was similar to a blip I had received from B-52’s and seemed to be a magnet of light. … I had a lock on that had the proportions of a flying aircraft carrier.”

As he closed in on the object to prepare for combat, however, the object began to move wildly before fading off his radar. The target gone, the mission was called off, and he returned to base to an odd reception.

“I had not the foggiest idea what had actually occurred, nor would anyone explain anything to me,” the pilot said. He said he was led to a man in civilian clothes, who “advised me that this would be considered highly classified and that I should not discuss it with anybody not even my commander.”

“He disappeared without so much as a goodbye and that was that, as far as I was concerned,” the pilot said, according to the account.

Britain’s military said it had no record of the incident, according to the files. Neither did the U.S. military. The second pilot’s account, also included in the files, paints a somewhat different picture of events, saying there were not one but several “unknowns” and that he did not remember being contacted by anyone about staying quiet. He did not mention the targets’ size.

“I know this is not a very exciting narrative but it is all I can recall,” the second pilot said.

His name, like his colleague’s, was redacted from the files.

David Clarke, a UFO expert who has worked with the National Archives on the document release, said it was one of the most intriguing stories he had culled from the batch of files released Monday.

He said that the CIA once had a program intended to create phantom signals on radar — and that this may have been an exercise in electronic warfare. Whatever the case, Clarke argued that “there’s no doubt something very unusual happened.”

Clarke said the batch of files released Monday — which include witness accounts, investigations, and sketches — was part of a three to four year program intended to make a total of 160 UFO-related files available to the public.

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Ugh - Part 2

Author: Tars Tarkas  //  Category: Movie News

Sigh…(part 2)

MGM Acquires Comedic Satire 2012-ish
Source: Screen Daily
November 10, 2008

Screen Daily reports that MGM is in negotiations to acquire end-of-the-world comedy 2012-ish: The Day the Earth Bent Over, formerly known as “Armageddagain.”

Produced by Hadeel Reda, the $25 million film will be directed by Robert Moniot from the screenplay he co-wrote with Travis Oates; it is set to shoot in Louisiana for a March 9 start date.

The plot follows a young scientist who fights to save the planet from a number of catastrophes that threaten mankind not to mention a bumbling president and a manic depressive NASA commander.

“The film is a comedic satire in the vein of ‘Airplane!’ and ‘Young Frankenstein,’” said Reda, “The film has an engaging story and the actors play the comedy straight with sharp dialogue and visual humor like the original classics of the genre.”

Popularity: 18% [?]

Ugh - Part 1

Author: Tars Tarkas  //  Category: Movie News

Sigh…

Dance Flick
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Popularity: 18% [?]

New Review - Angel Enforcers

Author: Tars Tarkas  //  Category: Site News

New review up - Angel Enforcers

Another Girls with Guns flick from Hong Kong, as they make great filler while I polish up goofy superhero reviews.

Complete with crazy girl dressed as a man, and a clip. Read today!

Popularity: 11% [?]

Animal at the wheel…

Author: Dr. Mobusu  //  Category: Dr. Mobusu, WTF?

Looks like my Live Action Muppet Program has spawned some imitators, and soon real life versions of Muppets will be all over the planet. I, Dr. Mobusu, will turn this world into a real life Greg the Bunny! MuHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! There is no escape from the future puppetting of America.

The Muppets’ Animal Caught Speeding, Driving Police Crazy

Yes, the photo above is real: It is Animal—from The Muppets—driving a British Audi while speeding through a German road. The famous pink drummer is driving the police there absolutely crazy, because he keeps doing it again and again. Or better said, the real driver is, using a low-tech approach to take advantage of a weak point of the radar cameras. I don’t know about you, but this image makes me laugh out loud. The German police, however, wasn’t amused when they explained to the press how the whole joke worked and how they couldn’t fine the driver because of it:

The number plate is not enough [to catch and fine the driver]. We need clear evidence of who is driving the vehicle too. But because this is a British vehicle we can never get a decent picture [because he radar cameras are designed to take photos of the passengers in the left seat, not the right]. The driver has obviously worked this out because he has placed a large puppet in the passenger seat.

This may be an example of the famous British sense of humour but it is still dangerous driving. The driver has been caught on camera on several occasions and the puppet is on the passenger seat every time. We suspect he positions the toy deliberately before accelerating past the camera.

Animal

Popularity: 14% [?]

Info on the SciFi Channel movie Carny

Author: Tars Tarkas  //  Category: Movie News

The Jersey Devil gets loose on the SciFi Channel in 2009! Hopefully it will look pretty cool, but you never know with SciFi Channel sfx. The plot can be inconsequential as long as it is fun. So please be fun! Please?

New Sci-Fi TV Movie Carny Starts Production
Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 05:15 PM

Carny, a sci-fi television film about the monstrous, sideshow attraction of a travelling carnival, began principal photography this week in Ottawa starring Lou Diamond Phillips (Numb3rs, 24) as Atlas, the Sheriff of the small town where the carnival lands. Hidden amongst the fairground workers and sideshow freaks is a Jersey Devil shackled in a cage. When he escapes, the half animal/half devil creature, with a thirst for blood, inflicts terrible revenge on the citizens of the town.

The frightfully haunting story is written by Douglas G. Davis and directed by Sheldon Wilson (Kaw, Shallow Ground). Muse Entertainment and Brava Pictures are producing the picture for the SCI FI Channel in the U.S. and Super Channel in Canada.

Alan C. Peterson (Across the River to Motor City, Smallville) also stars as Cap Caprini, the greedy and murderous owner of the carnival. Domenic Cuzzocrea (ReGenesis) plays his fumbling hechman Quinn. Joe Cobden (Blindness, I’m Not There) is the deputy sheriff and Vlasta Vrana (Human Trafficking) is Owen, the Pentecostal fire-and-brimstone minister, who stirs up the townsfolk against the carnival freaks and “devil”. Simone Elise Girard (ER, Naked Josh) is Samara, the beautiful fortuneteller of the carnival who falls in love with the Sheriff.

More at the link.

Popularity: 15% [?]

Putting the B in Bollywood

Author: Tars Tarkas  //  Category: Movie News

Even Bollywood has films that people are embarrassed about. Talk to many movie vendors, and they will deny that these movies even exist. But they do. When you think Bollywood horror, you usually think Ramsay Brothers. But they are not the only ones who make films in that genre, by far. Low budget horror has a home in Bollywood, but it is not filled with good films. At times, horror becomes a substitute for sexual release, especially in an area with such high instances of censorship. This list is intended to be mainly science fiction and horror films, I am well aware there is a large list of Bollywood action films that would fit right in this category. Maybe one day there will be time to sort through all of those, but I doubt it. At least the films where women are shooting up things, as that is much more rare in India.

These films look like they might have some fun parts, even the ones who are undoubtedly ineptly made with terrible effects, that probably adds to the charms. As long as things are happening, it keeps it from getting boring and dragged down. I got a hold of a few of these, but there are far too many for one person to handle by himself, especially since I have crap from throughout the world to watch as well. Perhaps we need a United Federation of Worldwide Crapwatchers! Okay, maybe a better club name is needed.

And maybe I’ll punch up this intro, which is currently fueled by NyQuil, caffeine, and Tylenol Cold. Like all good term papers.

Here is a nice article talking about Bollywood B-grade films
The Creepy Side of Bollywood has some reviews
This German site seems to have reviewed almost every Bollywood film ever. But in German, so it is useless to me, except the photos.

Many of these films are available at Induna.com

This is intended to be an ever-expanding page (i.e. when I find more Bollywood horror/scifi I’ll add more movies) so if you know of films or sites, add a link in the comments!

Let’s look at some:

100 Days (1991)
100 Days
Cast: Jackie Shroff, Madhuri Dixit, Javed Jaffrey, Moon Moon Sen, Laxmikant Berde, Sabeeha, Ajit Vachani, Neelam Mehra
Director: Partho Ghosh

Aadamkhor Daayan (2001)
Aadamkhor Dayaan
Cast: Anil Nagrath, Rana Jung Bahadur, Vinod Tripathi, Birbal, Mohan Joshi
Director: K I Sheikh

Aadamkhor Haseena (2002)
Aadamkhor Haseena
Cast: Amit Pachori, Poonam Dasgupta, Joginder, Raza Murad
Director: Joginder

Aage Maut Peechey Maut (2001)
Aage Maut Peechey Maut
Director: A T Joy

Aakhri Cheekh (1991)
Aakhri Cheekh
Cast: Javed Khan, Sripradha, Poonam Dasgupta, Anil Dhawan, Neelam Mehra, Vijay Arora, Rajendra Nath, Deepak Parashar
Director: Kiran Ramsay
Is that a Cardassian Vampire?

Aakhir Kaun Thi Woh (2002)
Aakhir Kaun Thi
Cast: Raj Babbar, Raza Murad, Sadashiv Amrapurkar, Sripradha, Junior Mehmood
Director: Bapu

Aatma (2006)
Aatma
Cast: Kapil Jhaveri, Neha, Vikram Singh, Amriena, Sadashiv Amrapurkar, Sikander Kharbanda
Director: Deepak Ramsay
Producer: Tulsi Ramsay

Ajooba Kudrat Ka (1991)
ajooba kudrat ka
Cast: Hemant Birje, Manjeet Kullar, Deepak Parashar, Shagufta Ali, Anil Dhawan
Director: Tulsi Ramsay, Shyam Ramsay
Music Director: Ajit Singh
See more info here

Amavas Ki Raat (1990)
Amavas Ki Raat
Cast: Kiran Kumar, Javed Khan, Kunika, Jagdeep
Director: Mohan Bhakri

Andhera (1975) aka The Darkness
andhera
Cast: Imtiaz Khan, Helen, Vani Ganpati, Seema Kapoor, Satyendra Kapoor, Kuku Kohli
Director: Shyam Ramsay, Tulsi Ramsay
A review of this film is here

Andheri Raton Mein (2000)
Andheri Raton Mein
Cast: Moon Moon Sen, Mohan Joshi, Anil Nagrath, Rajni Chandra
Director: Anil Dhanda

Badla:The Revenge (2005)
Badla: The Revenge
Cast: Ramesh Goyal
Director: Rana Jaiswal

Banglow No 666 (1999)
Banglow No 666
Cast: Disco Shanti
Director: P Chandrakumar
Hey, that rabbit looks familiar…

Bandh Darwaza (aka The Closed Door) (1990)
Bandh Darwaza
Cast: Hashmat Khan, Manjeet Kullar, Kunika, Satish Kaul, Aruna Irani, Raza Murad, Vijayendra, Anirudh, Johnny Lever
Director: Shyam Ramsay, Tulsi Ramsay
Another Ramsay Brothers film, this one is on Mondo Macabro’s Bollywood Horror Collection Vol. 1 DVD.

Barah Saal Baad (????)
Barah Saal Baad
Cast: Bhanupriya, Nutan Prasad
Director: N B Chakraborty

Bees Saal Baad (1988)
bees saal baad
Cast: Mithun Chakraborty, Dimple Kapadia, Meenakshi Sheshadri, Anupam Kher, Jagdeep, Aruna Irani, Om Prakash, Shiva Rindani, Amjad Khan, Jankidas, Pinchoo Kapoor, Vinod Mehra, Tej Sapru, Jayshree T
Director: Rajkumar Kohli

Bhago Bhoot Aayaa (1985)
Bhago Bhoot Aayaa
Cast: Ashok Kumar, Deven Verma, Kaajal Kiran, Aruna Irani, Prema Narayan, Shakti Kapoor
Director: Krishna Naidu

Bhayaanak (1979)
Bhayaanak
Cast: Mithun Chakraborty, Ranjeeta
Director: S U Syed

Bhayanak Bhootani (2001)
bhayanak bhootani
Director: Baby
Music Director: Raj-Koti

Bhayaanak Mahal (1988)
Bhayaanak
Director: Baby
Baby???

Bhayaanak Panjaa (1996)
Bhayaanak
Cast: Anil Dhawan, Gajendra Chouhan, Tina Ghai, Sripradha, Bharat Kapoor
Director: R Mittal

Bhoot (2003) aka Ghost
Bhoot
Cast: Ajay Devgan, Urmila Matondkar, Nana Patekar, Rekha, Fardeen Khan, Victor Banerjee, Seema Biswas, Tanuja, Peeya Rai Chowdhary
Director: Ram Gopal Verma
A review of this film is here

Bhoot Haveli(????)
Bhoot Haveli

Bhoot Hi Bhoot (????)
bhoot hi bhoot

Bhoot Ke Pechhe Bhoot (2003)
Bhoot Ke Bhoot
Cast: Sapna, Satnam Kaur, Hemant Birje, Imran Khan, Pinky Chinoy
Director: Kishan Shah

Bhootni (1999)
Bhootni
Cast: Sheeba, Kiran Kumar, Johnny Lever, Raza Murad
Director: Israr Ahmed

Bhooton Ka Mahal
Bhooton Ka Mahal
No information about this film!

Bhootraaj (2000)
Bhootraaj
Cast: Raza Murad, Poonam Dasgupta, Kiran Kumar, Shakti Kapoor, Anil Nagrath, Goga Kapoor
Director: Jitendra Chawda

C U at 9 (2005)
C U at 9
Cast: Shweta Konnur, Isaiah
Director: Marlon Rodrigues
We reviewed it here, it stinks!

Chandaal Atma (1999)
Chandael Atma
Cast: Sudhir, Anil Nagrath, Mac Mohan, Sudhir Dalvi
Director: S R Pratap
I didn’t know Two-Face was making films in India…

Chandani Bani Chudail (2001)
Chandani
Cast: Rakesh Pandey, Anil Dhawan
Director: R Mittal

Cheekh (1985)
Cheekh
Cast: Javed Khan, Dipika, Madan Puri, Raza Murad, Madhu Malhotra, Amala, Neelam Mehra
Director: Mohan Bhakri

Chehra Maut Ka (2001)
chehra maut ka
Cast: Bhavna Rathod, Birbal, Kiran Kumar, Mac Mohan
Director: Inder Kumar Gupta

Chehre Ke Peechey (2000)
Chehre Ke Peechey
Cast: Poonam Dasgupta, Raza Murad, Sudhir
Director: Pappu Sharma

Chehre Pe Chehra (1981)
Chehre pe chehra
Cast: Rekha, Shatrughan Sinha, Sulakshana Pandit, Vinod Mehra, Sanjeev Kumar, Amol Palekar, Suresh Chatwal, Shreeram Lagoo, Rajni Sharma, Iftekhar, Amjad Khan, Shetty
Director: Raj Mehra

Chudail Ka Badla (2005)
CHUDAIL KA BADLA
Director: P Alagar

Chudail No. 1 (1999)
Chudail No. 1
Cast: Raj Kiran, Ishrat Ali, Razak Khan, Dinesh Hingoo
Director: R Kumar

Daayan (1998)
Daayan
Cast: Raj Kiran, Shakti Kapoor, Rajesh Puri, Jyoti Rana
Director: Dharam

Dafan (2001)
dafan
Cast: Amit Pachori, Anil Nagrath, Poonam Dasgupta, Mohan Joshi, Raza Murad
Director: Jitendra Chawda

Dahshat (1981)
Dahshat
Cast: Navin Nischol, Sarika, Om Shivpuri, Nadira, Narendra Nath, Pinchoo Kapoor, Dev Kumar, Ramesh Deo, Jayshree T, Bharat Bhushan, Agha, Madan Puri, Chand Usmani, Birbal, Gajanan Jagirdar, Keshu Ramsay
Director: Tulsi Ramsay, Shyam Ramsay
Another Ramsay Brothers film!

Dahshat (2000)
dahshat
Cast: Vrajesh Hirjee, Adi Irani, Mohan Joshi, Razak Khan, Amar Upadhyaya
Director: Sailesh Konchady
Music Director: Deepak Anandji

Dak Bangla (1987) aka Rest House
Dak Bangla
Cast: Rajan Sippy, Mazhar Khan, Sujit, Leena Das, Rajendra Nath, Preeti Ganguli, Imtiaz Khan, Marc Zuber, Ranjeet, Mushtaq Merchant
Director: Keshu Ramsay
A review of this film is here

Darawani Haveli (1997)
Darawani Haveli
Cast: Anil Dhawan, Goga Kapoor
Director: Rakesh Sinha

Darling (2007)
darling
Cast: Fardeen Khan, Esha Deol, Isha Koppikar, Nisha Kothari, Upendra Limaye, Zakir Hussain
Director: Ram Gopal Verma

Darna Mana Hai (2003)
darna mana hai
Cast: Vivek Oberoi, Aaftab Shivdasani, Nana Patekar, Saif Ali Khan, Sohail Khan, Sameera Reddy, Antara Mali, Isha Koppikar, Shilpa Shetty, Boman Irani, Raghuvir Yadav, Rajpal Yadav, Sanjay Kapoor, Sushant Singh, Revathi, Gaurav Kapoor, Peeya Rai Chowdhary, Shweta Konnur
Director: Prawal Raman

Darwaza (1978) aka The Door
Darwaza
Cast: Anil Dhawan, Imtiaz Khan, Anju Mahendru, Shakti Kapoor, Krishan Dhawan, Trilok Kapoor, Bhagwan, Shyamalee
Director: Shyam Ramsay, Tulsi Ramsay
A review of this film is here

Darwaza (2002)
darwaza
Cast: Arun Mathur, Anil Nagrath, Amit Pachori, Sapna, Vinod Tripathi
Director: Kanti Shah
A review in German

Dhund: The Fog (2003)
dhund
Cast: Amar Upadhyaya, Aditi Govitrikar, Apoorva Agnihotri, Divya Palat, Irfan Khan, Mukesh Tiwari, Shweta Menon, Tom Alter, Prem Chopra, Gulshan Grover, Vivek Vaswani, Dinesh Kaushik
Director: Shyam Ramsay
Basically a remake of I Know What You Did Last Summer

Do Gaz Zameen Ke Neeche (1972)
do gaz zameen ke neeche
Cast: Imtiaz Khan, Helen, Dhumal, Satyendra Kapoor
Director: Tulsi Ramsay, Shyam Ramsay
More Ramsay Brothers!

Dracula (1999)
Dracula
Cast: Anil Nagrath, Kiran Kumar, Sadashiv Amrapurkar
Director: Teerat Singh

Dulhan Bani Daayan (1999)
DULHAN BANI DAAYAN
Cast: Prithvi Zutshi, Birbal, Yunus Parvez
Director: Dinesh K Thakkar

Ek Aur Khoon (1985)
Ek Aur Khoon
Director: Ramesh Bedi

Ek Nanhi Munni Ladki Thi (1970)
Ek Nanhi Munni Ladki Thi
Cast: Prithviraj Kapoor, Shatrughan Sinha, Mumtaz, Fearless Nadia, Jayant, Laxmi Chhaya
Director: Vishram Bedekar

Ek Paheli (1971)
ek paheli
Cast: Feroz Khan, Tanuja, Madan Puri, Sanjeev Kumar, Aruna Irani, Bipin Gupta, Manohar Deepak, Tun Tun, Rajendra Nath, Jeevan, Uma Khosla, B M Vyas
Director: Naresh Kumar

Ek Raat: Shock (2005)
ek raat shock
Director: Sunil Kumar Desai
Music Director: Guna Singh

Ek Raat Shaitan Ke Saath (2004)
ek raat shaitan ke
ek raat
Cast: Sapna, Rajesh Sabharwal, Mac Mohan, Birbal, Anil Nagrath, Vinod Tripathi
Director: B K Malhotra
The cover of this reminds me of Shaitani Dracula
A Review is here

Fear (2007)
fear
Cast: Kiran Juneja, Vishwaas Paandya, Ameet M Gaurr, Aditya Ralkar
Director: Vikram Bhatt

Fear is the story of a woman who no longer knows who she is. She is rescued by a man who is drawn towards her, who wants to protect her. But her past surfaces, as she begins to be haunted by a mysterious, supernatural spirit. Her terror increases as the spirit returns with more force and more venom each time. Terrifyingly, she doesn’t even know why, since she has lost access to her own past. As Fear unravels her twisted mind, it spins through webs of deceit, passion & intrigue and puts lives at risk in the process. With each petrifying turn, strange characters are revealed, hidden truths are uncovered and shocking revelations are made. Are you ready to face your deepest, darkest Fear?

Gehrayee (1980)
Gehrayee
Cast: Shreeram Lagoo, Anant Nag, Padmini Kolhapure, Rita Bhaduri, Amrish Puri, Sudhir Dalvi
Director: Vikas Desai, Aruna Raje

Ghutan (2007)
Ghutan
Cast: Aryan Vaid, Heena Rehman, Tarun Arora, Gufi Paintal, Shahbaaz Khan
Director: Shyam Ramsay
Review at The Horror!?

Guest House (1999)
Guest House
Director: P G Rajomohan

Gumnaam (1965) aka Nameless
gumnaam1
Cast: Nanda, Manoj (= Manoj Kumar), Pran, Helen, Mehmood, Dhumal, Madan Puri, Tarun Bose, Manmohan, Naina, Hiralal, Laxmi Chhaya
Director: Raja Nawathe
This is the famous Gumnaam from Ghost World
A review is here
Another is here
Since I have a copy, maybe I should get around to watching it…

Gumnaam (2005)
gumnaam
Cast: Tanya Oberoi, Hemant Birje, Sapna, Amit Pachori
Director: Dilip Gulati
This is not the famous Gumnaam from Ghost World

Hai Kaun Woh? (1991)
Hai Kaun Woh?
Cast: Neeta Puri, Mohan Joshi, Sadashiv Amrapurkar, Mac Mohan, Bharat Kapoor, Ramesh Deo, Guddi Maruti, Deepak Parashar
Director: Rakesh Kakaria

Haiwan (1998)
Haiwan (1998)
Cast: Silk Smitha
Director: V Prabhakar

Haveli Ke Peeche (1999)
Haveli Ke Peeche
Cast: Sohail Khan, Satnam Kaur
Director: Vijay Chauhan

Hawa (2003)
Hawa
Cast: Tabu, Shahbaaz Khan, Suresh Chatwal, Avtar Gill, Vishwajeet Pradhan, Grusha Kapoor
Director: Guddu Dhanoa

Ho Sakta Hai (2006)
ho sakta hai
Cast: Victor Banerjee, Khalid, Mohini, Dharmik, Mukesh Tiwari
Director: Wilson Louis

Hotel (1981)
Hotel
Cast: Navin Nischol, Rakesh Roshan, Bindiya Goswami, Prema Narayan, Ranjeet, Pinchoo Kapoor, Rajendra Nath, Leena Das
Director: Shyam Ramsay, Tulsi Ramsay
Another film by the Ramsay Brothers
A review is here

House No 13 (1991)
house number 13
Cast: Salim Fateh, Leena Nair, Baby Vijaya, Anil Dhawan, Rita Bhaduri, Sharat Saxena, Syed Mustafa, Varalakshmi
Director: Baby

Ichhadhari Shaitaan (2000)
Ichhadhari Shaitaan
Director: Anil Naidu

Intquam Ke Sholay (1995)
Intquam Ke Sholay
Cast: Javed Khan, Sripradha, Johnny Lever, Jagdeep, Raza Murad, Goga Kapoor
Director: Jagdish Gautam

Jaani Dushman (1979)
Director: Rajkumar Kohli
A werewolf movie
Read the review at Die, Danger, Die, Die, Kill!

Jaani Dushman: Ek Anokhi Kahani (2002)
Cast: Manisha Koirala, Sunny Deol, Akshay Kumar, Sunil Shetty, Arman Kohli, Raj Babbar, Aftab Shivdasani, Rajat Bedi, Sharad S. Kapoor, Ali Khan, Shahbaaz Khan, Johnny Lever,
Director: Raj Kumar Kohli
I read the review at Teleport City, and still don’t know WTF!

Jab Andhera Hota Hai (1974)
Jab Andhera Hota Hai
Cast: Prema Narayan, Jalal Agha, Helen, Madan Puri, Prem Chopra, Vikram
Director: Deepak Bahry

Jadoo Tona (????)
Jadoo Tona
Cast: Mohan Joshi, Satnam Kaur
Director: Kishan Shah
Nice to see Emperor Palpatine in another film..

Jadu Tona (1977)
JADU TONA
Cast: Feroz Khan, Reena Roy, Prem Chopra, Prem Nath, Ashok Kumar
Director: Ravikant Nagaich

Jinda Laash (1986) aka Zinda Laash??? aka The Living Corspe
Jinda Laash
Cast: Sarika, Aakash, Puneet Issar, Mac Mohan, Jankidas, Mohan Chotti, Birbal, Guddi Maruti, Yunus Parvez
Director: Manmohan Sabir

Kaala Mandir (2000)
Kaala mandir
Cast: Javed Khan, Neelam Sagar, Neelima Azim, Neelam Mehra, Suresh Oberoi, Sudhir, Shakti Kapoor, Kishore Anand Bhanushali
Director: Hemant Kamal

Kabrastan (1988)
Kabrastan
kabrastan
Cast: Hemant Birje, Javed Khan, Raza Murad, Kunika, Amjad Khan, Jagdeep, Huma Khan, Rana Jung Bahadur
Director: Mohan Bhakri
A review is here

Kabrastan (2000)
Kabrastan
Director: Ramesh Lakhiani

Kafan (1990)
kafan
Cast: Tina Ghai, Jamuna, Huma Khan, Viju Khote, Johnny Lever, Mac Mohan, Raza Murad
Director: Dhirendra Bohra

Khofnaak Mahal (1998)
Khofnaak Mahal
Cast: Javed Khan, Seema Vaz, Raza Murad
Director: Sushil Vyas

Khoon Ki Pyaasi Daayan(1998)
Khoon ki pyassi daayan
Cast: Sonali, Rajiv Raj,
A review of this marvelous film is here

Khooni (2004)
Khooni
Cast: Amit Pachori, Sapna, Vinod Tripathi
Director: Kanti Shah

Khooni Aankhe (1988)
khooni aankhe
Director: Baby

Khooni Bister (2001)
Khooni Bister
Cast: Raza Murad, Anil Nagrath, Birbal
Director: Tilak Raj

Khooni Ilaaka (1999)
Khooni
Cast: Anil Nagrath, Sapna, Raj Premi, Shabnam
Director: Teerat Singh
This may be the “Dracula” film from above, or related to it somehow.

Khooni Jaljala (2001)
khooni jaljala
Director: Hriday Shankar

Khooni Mahal (1987)
Khooni Mahal
Cast: Raj Kiran, Neelam Mehra, Shoma Anand, Javed Khan, Jagdeep, Huma Khan, Raza Murad, Gorilla, Shiva Rindani, Anu Dhawan
Director: Mohan Bhakri

Khooni Murda (1990)
Khooni Murda
Cast: Deepak Parashar, Javed Khan, Sripradha, Puneet Issar, Huma Khan, Tina Ghai, Kiran Kumar
Director: Mohan Bhakri

Khooni Panja (1991)
Khooni Panja
Cast: Javed Khan, Sargam, Rita Bhaduri, Anil Dhawan, Mac Mohan, Jagdeep, Seema Vaz
Director: Vinod Talwar
A review is here

Khooni Raat (2004)
Khooni Raat
Director: Gyanendra Choudhry

Khooni Tantrik (2001)
Khooni Tantrik
Cast: Poonam Dasgupta
Director: Teerat Singh

Khoonkhar Darinde
Khoonkhar Darinde
Cast: Sapna, Vinod Tripathi, Shiva, Joginder, Deepak Shirke, Shakti Kapoor
Director: Teerat Singh
Is that a dude in a Lion costume???

Krishna Cottage (2004)
KRISHNA COTTAGE
Cast: Sohail Khan, Isha Koppikar, Rati Agnihotri, Vrajesh Hirjee, Hiten Tejwani, Anita Hassandani, Divya Palat, Zutshi
Director: Santram Varma

Ladies Hostel (1990)
Ladies Hostel
Music Director: Sonik Omi

Laash (1998)
Laash
Cast: Anil Dhawan, Asha Varma, Kirti Rawal, Lalita Pawar, Rajendra Nath, Rakesh Bedi, Sonika Gill, Yunus Parvez
Director: K Mansukhlal

Maaya Ka Saaya (???)
Maaya Ka Saaya
No information about this film

Mahakaal (1993) aka Time of Death
mahakal
Cast: Archana Puran Singh, Karan Shah, Reema Lagoo, Kulbhushan Kharbanda, Johnny Lever, Sunil Dhawan
Director: Shyam Ramsay, Tulsi Ramsay
Hey, a review of this film is here!

Mahal (2002)
Mahal
Cast: Sohail Khan, Anil Nagrath
Director: Anand Prakash

Main Phir Aaoongi (1998)
Main Phir Aaoongi
Cast: Harish Patel, Manish Wadhwa, Paintal, Kiran Kumar
Director: K I Sheikh

Mangalsutra (1981)
Mangalsutra
Cast: Rekha, Anant Nag, Om Shivpuri, Madan Puri, Shashi Puri, Jagdeep, Rajendra Nath, Prema Narayan, Jayshree T, Meena T, Kesto Mukherjee, Chand Usmani, Guddi Maruti, Asit Sen
Director: B Vijay

Maut (1998)
Maut
Cast: Sapna, Harish Patel, Poonam Dasgupta, Gulshan Rana, Arun Mathur
Director: Jeetu

Maut Ka Khel (2001)
Maut Ka Khel
Cast: Harish Patel, Kiran Kumar, Asrani, Abhay Bhargav, Sudhir
Director: Rakesh Sawant

Maut Ke Peche Maut (2003)
Maut Ke Peche Maut
Cast: Hemant Birje, Amit Pachori, Sapna
Director: Kishan Shah

Maut Ki Dahshat (2004)
Maut Ki Dahshat
Cast: Rajesh Sabharwal, Poonam Dasgupta
Director: J Neelam

Milap (1974)
Cast: Reena Roy, Danny Dezongpa, Shatrughan Sinha
Directed by Brij Bhooshan
Review at Die, Danger, Die Die, Kill!
another snake lady movie

Nagin (1976)
Cast: Sunil Dutt, Feroz Khan, Reena Roy
A snake lady film
Review at Die, Danger, Die, Die, Kill!

Naina (2005)
Naina
Cast: Urmila Matondkar, Anuj Sawhney, Amardeep Jha, Kamini Khanna
Director: Shripal Morakhia

Nayee Raat Nayee Baat (????)
Nayee Raat Nayee Baat
Music Director: Sonik Omi

Panch Fauladi (1988)
Panch Fauladi
Cast: Raj Babbar, Anita Raaj, Salma Agha, Hemant Birje, Dara Singh, Javed Khan, Neelam Mehra, Madhu Malhotra, Huma Khan, Birbal, Bob Christo, Seema Deo, Sonika Gill, Satish Kaul, Amjad Khan, Ram Mohan, Raza Murad, Joginder Shelly
Director: Mohan Bhakri
Look at all those guys with guns. Obviously a romantic comedy!

Papi Gudia (1996)
papi gudia
Cast: Avinash Wadhavan, Karisma Kapoor, Tinnu Anand, Shakti Kapoor, Poonam Dasgupta, Vikas Anand
Director: Lawrence D’Souza
This is a Bollywood version of Child’s Play!

Bollywood pro Lawrence D’Souza directs this creepy, oddball horror film, about an evil black magician (Shakti Kapoor) who transfers his powers to a doll, intending to eventually switch his spirit … Full Descriptioninto the body of the innocent boy who owns it. He frames the child for a series of increasingly brutal murders, and it falls to the boy’s brave sister, Karisma (Karisma Kapoor), to rescue her brother from both the evil toy and the police–including her ex-boyfriend (Avinash Wadhavan)

Review at Die, Danger, Die, Die, Kill!

Phir Ayegi Woh Raat (2001)
Phir Ategi Woh Raat
Cast: Raza Murad, Anil Nagrath, Mac Mohan
Director: Tej Saran

Phir Wahi Raat (1980)
Phir Wahi Raat
Cast: Rajesh Khanna, Danny Denzongpa, Aruna Irani, Bhagwan, Mohan Chotti, A K Hangal, Jagdeep, Shubha Khote, Kim, Lalita Kumari, Manmauji, Mukri, Suresh Oberoi, Lalita Pawar, Shashikala
Director: Danny Denzongpa

Purani Haveli (1989)
Purani Haveli
Cast: Deepak Parashar, Preeti Sapru, Narendra Nath, Anil Dhawan, Vijay Arora, Pinchoo Kapoor, Leela Mishra, Bhushan Tiwari, Tina Ghai, Satish Shah, Shyamalee, Amita Nangia, Tej Sapru
Director: Shyam Ramsay, Tulsi Ramsay

Purani Kabar (1998)
purani kabar
Cast: Mohan Joshi
Director: K I Sheikh

Purana Mandir (1984)
Purana Mandir
Cast: Mohnish Behl, Arti Gupta, Puneet Issar, Sadashiv Amrapurkar, Jagdeep, Ajay Agarwal, Pradeep Kumar, Rajendra Nath, Lalita Pawar, Dheeraj Kumar, Ashalata
Director: Shyam Ramsay, Tulsi Ramsay

Pyaasa Haiwan (2003)
Pyaasa Haiwan
Cast: Sapna, Tina, Vinod Tripathi
Director: Kanti Shah

Pyaasi Atma (1988)
Pyaasi Atma
Director: A K Misra

Pyasa Darinda (????)
pyasa darinda
Director: Asha Khan

Pyasa Shaitan (1984)
PYASA SHAITAN
Cast: Kamal Hasan, Joginder, Madhu Malhotra
Director: Joginder

Pyasi Atma (1998)
pyasi atma
Cast: Mithun Chakraborty, Manvi Goswami, Dinesh Hingoo, Jai Thakur
Director: P Chandrakumar

Pyasi Chudail (????)
pyasi chudail

Qatil Chandalini (1999)
Qatil Chandalini
Cast: Imtiaz Khan, Mac Mohan, Sudhir Dalvi
Director: Rajan Lyallpuri

Raat Ke Andhere Mein (1987)
raat ke andhere mein
Cast: Javed Khan, Mazhar Khan, Imtiaz Khan
Director: Vinod Talwar

Roohani Taaqat (1991)
Roohani Taaqat
Cast: Jagdeep, Javed Khan, Kiran Kumar, Gurdas Mann, Sripradha
Director: Mohan Bhakri

Saamri (1985)
Saamri
Cast: Asha Sachdev, Puneet Issar, Jagdeep, Gulshan Grover, Prem Chopra, Arti Gupta, Ajay Agarwal, Rajan Sippy, Huma Khan, Jack Gaud
Director: Shyam Ramsay, Tulsi Ramsay
Another film by the Ramsay Brothers

Saat Saal Baad (1987)
Saat Saal Baad
Cast: Suresh Oberoi, Sharmila Tagore, Navin Nischol, Javed Khan, Huma Khan, Mayur, Javed Jaffrey, Chandrashekhar, Roma Manik, Farha, Prema Narayan, Sushant Ray
Director: S U Syed

Saaya (2003)
Saaya
Cast: John Abraham, Tara Sharma, Zohra Sehgal, Zutshi, Mahima Chaudhry, Rana Jung Bahadur, Vishwajeet Pradhan, Harsh Chhaya
Director: Anurag Basu

Saaya Kali Raat Mein (2001)
Saaya Kali Raat Mein
Cast: Raza Murad, Ramesh Goyal
Director: Mehmood Khan

Saboot (1980)
Saboot
Cast: Vidya Sinha, Kaajal Kiran, Navin Nischol, Prem Chopra, Trilok Kapoor, Padma Khanna, Vinod Mehra, Rajendra Nath, Om Shivpuri, Mohan Chotti, Maruti, Sudhir Dalvi, Mohan Sherry
Director: Shyam Ramsay, Tulsi Ramsay

Sadhu Aur Shaitan (????)
Sadhu Aur Shaitan
Director: Kareem

Sar Kati Laash (1999)
sar kati laash
Cast: Shakti Kapoor, Mac Mohan, Deepak Shirke, Sapna
Director: Teerat Singh

Sau Saal Baad (1989)
Sau Saal Baad
Cast: Hemant Birje, Amjad Khan, Danny Denzongpa, Raza Murad, Huma Khan, Poonam Dasgupta, Tina Ghai
Director: Mohan Bhakri

Shaitaani Aatma (1998)
Shaitaani Aatma
Cast: Harinam Singh, Rakesh Pandey, Yunus Parvez
Director: Harinam Singh

Shaitani Dracula (2006)
shaitani dracula
Cast: Harinam Singh, Shabnam, Birbal, Anil Nagrath, Vinod Tripathi, Janardhan Mishra
Director: Harinam Singh
See our Full Review HERE

Shaitani Ilaaka (1990)
Shaitani Ilaaka
Cast: Deepak Parashar, Sripradha, Sunil Dhawan, Satish Shah, Ashalata
Director: Kiran Ramsay
This cool-looking film promises were-wolves and is by the director of Aakhri Cheekh

Shaitaan Khopdi (????)
Shaitaan Khopdi
No information

Shaitan Mantrik (2002)
shaitan mantrik

Shamshaan (2001)
Shamshaan
Cast: Kiran Kumar, Mac Mohan, Deepak Shirke
Director: R K Khanna

Shamshan Ghaat (2003)
SHAMSHAN GHAAT
Cast: Sohail Khan, Sapna, Vinod Tripathi
Director: Shammi Khan

Son of Dracula (????)
son of dracula
Cast: Raza Murad, Poonam Dasgupta, Sapna
Director: Saleem Suma

Sssshhh… (2003)
Sssshhh…
Cast: Tanisha, Dino Morea, Karan Nath, Gaurav Kapoor, Simone Singh, Maya Alagh, Kushal Punjabi
Director: Pawan Kaul

Sunsan Mahal (2004)
sunsan Mahal
Director: Om Prakash Sharma

Tahkhana (2001)
Tahkhana
Director: Kishan Shah

Telephone (1985)
Telephone
Cast: Vikas Anand, Parveen Babi, Prem Chopra, Bob Christo, Leena Das, Pinchoo Kapoor, Deepti Naval, Shatrughan Sinha, Jagdeep, Leela Mishra, Mac Mohan, Marc Zuber, Imtiaz Khan, Rajendra Nath
Director: Shyam Ramsay, Tulsi Ramsay

Tower House (1999)
Tower House
Director: Rajesh Mittal

Vaastu Shastra (2005)
vaastu shastra
Cast: Sushmita Sen, J D Chakravarthi, Vicky Ahuja, Sayaji Shinde, Rajpal Yadav, Bansaree Madhani, Peeya Rai Chowdhary, Zakir Hussain
Director: Saurab Narang

VEERANA (1988) aka Loneliness
veerana
veerana1
Cast: Jasmin, Hemant Birje, Sahila Chaddha, Satish Shah
Directed by: Tulsi Ramsay, Shyam Ramsay
A Review of the Ramsay’s Veerana
Another Review

Veerana (2006)
veerana 2
Directed by: Kantibhai Shah
A review of the 2006 version of Veerana

Wahan Ke Log (1967)
Wahan Ke Log
Cast: Pradeep Kumar, Tanuja, Nilofar, N A Ansari, Johnny Walker, Shobhna Samarth
Director: N A Ansari

Woh Kaun Thi? (2001)
Woh Kaun Thi?
Cast: Raza Murad, Amrit Pal, Mac Mohan, Yunus Parvez
Director: Amrit Pal

Wohi Bhayaanak Raat (1989)
wohi bhayaanak raat
Cast: Kiran Kumar, Neeta Puri, Rakesh Bedi, Yunus Parvez, Leena Das, Goga Kapoor
Director: Vinod Talwar

Zameen Ke Neeche (1999)
zameen ke neeche
Cast: Shakti Kapoor, Mohan Joshi
Director: Willy

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We got a new review up, another Fred Olen Ray bikini film, Ghost in a Teeny Bikini. This one is a random musical! You won’t believe your ears.

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