TarsTarkas.NET and the Lawsuit of Doom!
Just waking up in the morning gotta thank GodI don’t know but today seems kinda odd
No barking from the dog, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
I got my grub on, but didn’t pig out
Finally got an email–
Wait, an email??? Uh-oh!
TarsTarkas.NET: Slander in your blog
This is an enquiry e-mail via http://tarstarkas.net from:
Michael Beckhamhttp://www.tarstarkas.net/blog/2010/01/21/wingnut-web-dipping-into-the-militia-mail-bag/
I’m going to give you guys 1 week to dissolve this thread which specifically targets me, and slanders me as well. I have made screen shots of this blog to present to my attorney. This will be interesting to say the least. Please remove the thread, or I will file suit against you guys for posting FALSE accusations against me. I will also contact the attorney general in regards to this being on the internet. Bringing it across state lines via the internet makes this a federal issue. I’m asking nicely. Thank you
No, not slander!
Okay, fine, I’ll check it out. A quick look at the post in question shows that it is impossible for anyone to not realize statements made were jokes about Michael Beckham. Considering Michael Beckham was the one who went public and posted tons of information linking his name to child molestation charges, even if they aren’t true, then Michael Beckham shouldn’t be upset when people start Googling “Michael Beckham” and “child molester”. If I started to claim that I was made of maple syrup, people are going to google “Tars Tarkas maple syrup” and joke about it, and then I can’t sue them for “slander” because they’re believing it.
But maybe Beckham has a problem with some of the comments, in which case he should get a life. Several of them point out what kind of character Beckham is, others are posts of emails from the militia dudes Beckham is feuding with that seem to collaborate parts of what the others are saying. The rest is just the comments of the popcorn eaters enjoying the show.
Now, Micheal Beckham is a member of the Well Regulated Militias board (aka the WRAM guys) who were briefly our targets as they were involved in a bunch of infighting and filling up our inboxes with various conspiracy theories about how the government was infiltrating them and their infighting that caused the group to splinter into pieces. That’s what I get for joining random Ning sites advertised on Resistnet.com. Eventually, we got bored as more hilarious targets presented themselves, and left the WRAM guys to go play armyman in the woods with their toy guns.
Our mistake. We should have never stopped reporting on the goings on of the WRAM guys, because they are still hilarious! So expect more WRAM stuff soon.
So I guess TarsTarkas.NET will now be shut down by US Attorney General Eric Holder, and we’re all gonna get sued for slander. Which is awesome because even if we made actual charges designed to hurt Micheal Beckham’s reputation and not sarcastic jokes in response to his own broadcasting of his junior high school drama, it would be libel. Luckily, EFF.org has got our back, and as we are all brainwashed Obots Eric Holder is well aware of us and we are on his payroll. But now TarsTarkas.net has finally arrived and gotten a lawsuit threat, just as we’re about to announce the politics-only spinoff site Monday.
I have received no reply from Mr. Beckham when I told him no, but any updates will be reported. Until then, remember the knights templar. If anyone wants Eric Holder’s autograph when he comes to arrest me, let me know in the comments!
Categories: Culture Wars, Site News, Wingnut Web Tags: Michael Beckham, militias
This just in…
Special Report!
Someone is impersonating someone in the United Conservative States of America Militia!

But who is being impersonated? The email sender didn’t bother to even say! It is a complete mystery. But if you are getting emails, WATCH OUT! They are all impersonated! Even that email from your mom asking you what shoes you want for your birthday? All fake. Your Mom is really a Government Agent sewing chaos. Beware!
Don’t worry, we got a guy on the case:

So soon we shall find out the mystery of the impersonations of no one!
Until then, we leave you with the rest of TarsTarkas.NET, already in progress!
Categories: Culture Wars, Wingnut Web Tags: militias, Wingnut Web
Wingnut Web – The Civilians Military, rappin cause the Muslims keepin us down
WHOSE READY FOR AN ARMED REVOLUTION YA’LL?

The truth in Hip-Hop. TCM is raw reality. Brothers Yeshua and Paranoid are some of Colorado’s greatest underground emcee’s. The two have been rapping since ’99 and have written songs about everything from growing up poor as fucc to songs about revolution against the New World Order. Checc out our website.
Checc us out on MYSPACE. yo!

Cop our album too homie (but only if you love America and aren’t black or mexican)!

The rap duo of T.C.M. consist of brothers, Yeshua and Paranoid, who have been rapping together for years. Raised both in Colorado and on the West Coast, they have developed a very original sound. Yeshua handles most of the production with a hardcore, symphony driven sound that fuels the energy that comes through in their lyrics. Established in the late nineties, T.C.M. has consistently done one thing above all else, that’s pushed the limit on political correctness. In 2007 they released their first full length album “Tactical Combat Maneuvers” which is a fan favorite and currently available for sale.
And we got muttafuccin merch all up in dis bitch (and it’s cool if you’re mexican for this one)!

Man these guys sure were late to the game. If memory serves, the whole gun totin’ gat strapped gangsta revolutionary thing was big from 1993-1996 when guys like NWA and Ice Cube were writing songs about growing up on the streets. You can’t fault these guys for putting in the effort though! Since 1999 ‘The Civilians Military’ has been bustin flows about the New World Order and FEMA concentration camps and most recently about killing presidents and bringing violent revolution to the corrupt Communist Fascist regime in the United States government.
Spreadin their street knowledge through songs like ‘Enemy of the State’, ‘Masked Militant’, ‘Paybacc Time’, and ‘C-Section’ The Civilian’s Military has been a hit with the Patriot movement and the backwoods militias for years now. So popular in fact, that TCM has spawned multiple side projects for the group. You can find all this at the band’s homepage RapSheetz.com.
Riot Gear Clothing has got some great counter-revolutionary threads for the American whose “awakened” to the situation in the country today (that the US is run by Muslims), as well as shirts for that one militia type in our family whose always impossible to shop for. Dog City Chronicles is the band’s comic book for those “literate” fans who want to get some class and substance from The Civilians Military sonic machine.

Dog City Chronicles is the story of Denver, Colorado in the year 2045 A.D. Basically, it’s about the future. Denver is the new capital of the new government of North America, Canada, Mexico, and America have all merged like the E.U. and we have givin up the bill of rights and the constitution. Micro chips are starting to be forced on the people. The middle class has been completely destroyed leaving only the extremely rich, the ruling 3%, and the extremely poor, the rest of us. Most people live in rampant poverty, treated like slaves in a literal police state, all thanks to the on-going war on terrorism. This is half the story, tales of crime and survival from the grimy streets of Old Denver also known as Dog City. The flipside is Neo-D, or M.I.L.E. Two, a luscious, self-contained city within a building. A sky-scraper a mile high, thus earning it’s ambitious name. Built just east of the run down metropolis, it stands as the first of it’s kind. Here is where all the politicos, the bankers, corporate heads and various other well-to-dos make their home. This series is really a tale of two cities, two ways of life, and the revolution that is seemingly inevitable. It will explore the many lives of the people caught in a war of polarized cultures.
Now I’ve never been to Denver before, but are you guys harboring aliens and people with spraycans as heads? If so, that shit is really wack yo and ya’ll should just stop lettin the government tell you what to do, like seriously right now. I’d post some of TCMs hilarious music videos but the video embedding doesn’t seem to want to work. For further reading on The Civilians Militia you might want to check out the links section of RapSheetz.com which includes lots of useful and truthful information about the 9/11 conspiracy, Prison Planet and Alex Jones, sites where you can become a member of your state’s militia, and a bunch of online radio shows that will tell you the TRUTH about how the government is using mind control to manipulate you into turning Communist. Tight shit yo.
UPDATE: Our crack investigative team went through Myspace and recovered a picture of MC Yeshua and his sister. He looks pretty carefree for someone who believes a violent political revolution is right around the corner:
Categories: Wingnut Web Tags: militias
Oath Keepers, child rape, and stolen grenade launchers
Speaking of militia crazies and child molestation, a leader in the Oath Keepers movement has been arrested for child rape, and then the police found a stolen grenade launcher in his house. Obviously to hunt deer with.First, some background on the Oath Keepers, for those of you who are thankfully unaware of this certain clique of right wing crazy. The Oath Keepers are military and former military “patriots” who are
Launched in March 2009 by Las Vegas resident and former paratrooper Stewart Rhodes, Oath Keepers claims to be a nonpartisan group of current and retired law enforcement and military personnel who vow to fulfill their oaths to the Constitution.
More specifically, the group’s members, which number in the thousands, pledge to disobey orders they deem unlawful, including directives to disarm the American people and to blockade American cities. By refusing the latter order, the Oath Keepers hope to prevent cities from becoming “giant concentration camps,” a scenario the 44-year-old Rhodes says he can envision happening in the coming years.
“The whole point of Oath Keepers is to stop a dictatorship from ever happening here,” Rhodes, a former Army paratrooper and Yale-trained lawyer, said in an interview with the Review-Journal. “My focus is on the guys with the guns, because they can’t do it without them.”We say if the American people decide it’s time for a revolution, we’ll fight with you.“
More random stuff including their pledge on the official site.
But back to the story here:
Marine Sgt. Charles Dyer, aka “July4Patriot,” has been accused of raping a 7-year-old girl. He has spoken at at least one teabagger protest (July 4th) and is also a bigwig in connecting the Oath Keepers movement and the Tea Parties. But the Oath Keepers are disavowing him thanks to these charges:
An ex-military man has been arrested on charges of rape of a child and forcible sodomy.
Charles Alan Dyer, 29, of Marlow, was arrested Tuesday afternoon by Stephens County Sheriff’s deputies, said Sheriff Wayne McKinney. Dyer served in the United States Marines in Iraq.
The second amendment of the Constitution is the only amendment:
(also some of the Oath Keepers show up in the comments on CrooksandLiars and get mocked to shreds, for those of you who like that stuff check it out!)
Meanwhile, unsurprisingly, the folks at American Resistance Movement — a group Dyer was also prominently involved in — are claiming that Dyer was set up, and the girl who accused him was “programmed” to do so. Accordingly, they’ve set up a “Free July4Patriot” fund, with a little button on their front page so you can donate.

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http://www.americanresistancemovement.com/ (hey, a message board!)
Look at all them July4Patriot defense threads stickied! At least one of them has a bajillion YouTube videos of various Patriots defending their boy from the evil programmed 7 year old girl.

The PayPal donate button.

Let’s see what these American Resistance Movementers are all about
I see…

We need a crazy leader to lead us in killing government dudes!

Obama is chemtrailing the frak out of these guys!

Fun Fact: All traffic jams are caused by police cars just frakking with traffic!

UPDATE: CrooksandLiars posted more info on the Oath Keepers running for their lives away from July4Patriot
Categories: Culture Wars, Wingnut Web Tags: militias, Oath Keepers, Teabagging, Wingnut Web
Wingnut Web – Dipping into the Militia mail bag
Hey folks!
We’re back with another installment of ‘CrAzY Militia E-mails’, brought to you by our good friends at Well Regulated American Militias and the fine hard-working people at Anderson’s Chem-Trails Inc. for supplying the noxious gases that keeps the Militias’ crazy delusional minds going. Today we have a juicy email that was sent out to members of WRAM last week, not announcing or promoting any new developments within the movement, but instead following the trend of all the other emails that have been sent to members where with in the site’s leaders, specifically Michael Beckham (InDeepShitNow), has to defend himself from spooky ghosts hacking his website and crazy technological glitches that are beyond his control.
Actually, the messages are way more interesting this time around because Michael Beckham is now defending himself against CHARGES OF CHILD MOLESTATION! The email below was sent January 15th, the bolding of words and phrases is my own:
We dedicate our hearts,minds and bodies to protecting our great Republic!A message to all members of THE WELL REGULATED AMERICAN MILITIAS!!
Because of the massive amount of false accusations against our administrator we felt he has a right to defend himself with the truth!! We are a family of patriots and we should be there to defend one another, if we cant do it now then we will not be able to when it is needed!! We here at this site will defend each of our members the same way as we defend Mike Beckham!! WE STAND WITH MIKE!! To all my patriotic friends and family, I’m asking for 5 minutes of your time here because my physical safety, and reputation is at stake
here.Over the last 3 weeks I have been attacked by former site members.
Mainly Robert Rutherford. These guys have sent emails out to everyone
they can alleging that I am a child molester, amongst other things. Not
only are they slandering my character, but they are also plotting
against our site here. This has been carefully kept under wraps by
MinuteMan, myself, and other site admin privy to certain information.
Not that we’re keeping things from our members, in fact, just keeping
childish drama off a great site!
Last week, I received a personal email from EagleClaw1 (a former site
admin who was let go for spamming our entire community here to join
Robert’s new site: http://www.patrioticspace.com)
in this email, he threatened my safety, and also stated that other
patriots were looking forward to getting their hands on me. This is in
lieu of Robert’s unfounded accusations against me. I CANNOT allow this
to go on any further! The site creator (MinuteMan) along with a few
others, have suggested I deal with this appropriately, in order to
rectify the matter. Not only are they threatening to bring THIS site
down, they have already recruited the help of KEY players in our site’s
admin to use their powers AGAINST our site. This has been dealt with
properly.
I am including a link so that people can SEE FOR THEMSELVES what is
being said in the ADMIN GROUP at Robert’s site! These are all screen
shots taken from LEGALLY performing searches on his site. No hacking
involved. Some posts involve Robert discussing calling the federal
authorities on our site, and of Robert instructing his admin to “follow
his instructions” so as to secretly move crucial info from our site
over to theirs. This includes personal information, emails, etc. We
dealt with this security threat swiftly. Please take time to read all
comments addressed to his admin group. There is plenty here to PROVE
Robert’s intent on destroying OUR site, along with trying to defame
MinuteMan’s, and My own character! Here is the link (In WORD format):http://www.datafilehost.com/download-424312c0.html
Also, another link is included to show ALL OF YOU my background.
Robert, and his admin are informing people that I am a child molester.
I have made this video to show you a background check performed by our
very own Christina Hannan (private investigator) to PROVE that THIS IS
NOT TRUE!
Here is that link:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBy3-0iU18M
I am asking ALL of my GOOD friends and honest to God patriots to REVIEW
this evidence, and PASS THIS MESSAGE ON to every friend you have on
this site and others! Please! These guys have gone out of their way to
send emails to everyone they know on a large number of sites to slam me
AND minuteman! We must UNITE and CONFRONT this as a FAMILY! Please know
that I have never once done ANYTHING to these people in regards to
destroying everything they have worked for in the patriotic community.MinuteMan has already stated that this message NEEDS to be passed on to
EVERYONE you know! If you have any questions about ANY of this, please
ask him about the situation! He will be glad to enlighten you of the
last months events. The time is too close at hand to let these things
affect our family. Let’s start by taking affirmitive actions against
this type of behavior!On a side note: We are trying to keep this OFF of ANY discussion boards
or blogs! Let’s keep the site clean. Passing this message on through
email, and PM’s has already been approved. Also, I am not pointing a
finger on ANYONE. The proof I am providing will SPEAK for itself. I
implore each and every one of you to do the RIGHT thing! Thanks.Visit THE WELL REGULATED AMERICAN MILITIAS!! at: http://militias.ning.com/?xg_source=msg_mes_network
Michael Beckham seems really keen on this ‘family’ analogy. I’m sure it has nothing to do with his unquenchable thirst for little girls. Really though, this is America, and even though our justice system is wack I still presume Michael Beckham is innocent of the charges of child molestation outlined in the above email until proven guilty by a jury of his peers. However our Constitution also guarantees us the right to Free Speech, so no Michael Beckham, we will not keep these accusations under wraps because they’re probably true and will hurt your credibility as a Wingnut, not to mention your police record when the cops haul your wretched ass off to prison for touching little girls.
The crack investigative team here at TarsTarkas.net poured over the Word document linked to in the email (you can too, it’s available to all via link but we will upload our own copy just in case they take it down), which features a bunch of screenshots from administration boards at the Patriotspace website. There’s no actual proof of anything in the screenshots however, just a couple of blurbs from Patriotspace members posting about how sleazy Beckham is. Infact I don’t know why Beckham bothered with any of this since none of the “evidence” works in his favor and 90% of it isn’t even relevant. Here’s the best screenshot from the collection:

You’ll also notice that Michael Beckham has a craigslist page open in his taskbar searching for listings in ‘austin’, which I assume is Austin, TX. Probably looking around the w4m boards to find some little girls to talk to. Michael Beckham, the child molester, also posts a link to a YouTube video in the email containing “evidence” from a “private investigator” that should absolve him of all false accusations against him. Besides lots of fancy text transitions the video consists of Michael Andreas Beckham doing an internet background check on himself via PublicData.com.
First he searches for himself, Michael Andreas Beckham, in North Carolina for criminal offenses. You can make out the town he lived in, Morganton, NC, and his street address, Pax Hill Road, in the blotter information, but even better than that, the blotter details every crime Michael Andreas Beckham was convicted of when he lived in North Carolina. They include but are not limited to (and remember, these are all separate offenses):
Expired Registration
Speeding (91mph in a 55)
Failure to wear a seat belt
Speeding (68mph in 45)
Possessing drug paraphernalia
Speeding (75mph in 55)
No license
Speeding (76mph in 55)
Speeding (70mph in 45)
Reckless endangerment while driving
The blotter sure fits the profile of someone who would hate the government and all their pesky “laws” that he refuses to follow (whether touching little girls in against the law in his book is still disputed). Speaking of allegations of child rape, Michael Andrea Beckham also quires himself on the North Carolina Sex Offenders database via PublicData.com which of course returns no results. Protip: just because you haven’t been caught molesting children doesn’t mean you’re not a child molester, Michael.
Michael Andreas Beckham also searches his name against the criminal and sex offender databases in Iowa (which he apparently “bugged out” and ran away to for a time) and Texas (which is where I assume he lives now in Austin) which return no results (he must have laid low after all those speeding tickets and paranoia over being caught for touching young girls). After searching himself and absolving all his sins, in his mind, Michael Andrea Beckham does a search for his arch nemesis Robert Rutherford (leader of Patriotspace) which displays a buttload of results. Whether it’s for multiple Robert Rutherfords or one megalomaniac criminal mastermind is unknown (Michael takes the “high road” and doesn’t look into Rutherford’s results) but let the record show that looking yourself up on PublicData.com does not prove anything against crimes you’re being accused of and helps leak a lot of personal information about yourself to the public. This Youtube video has been saved and will be uploaded in case the YouTube user ‘patriotspace‘ decides to take it down.
Isn’t it odd that Michael Andreas Beckham is supposedly posting to a YouTube account called ‘patriotspace’ which is the name of his arch nemesis’s rival Patriot ning? These Wingnut folks just keep getting weirder and weirder. For any of our readers we’d appreciate it if you comment on this article with as much crazy, slanderous, juicy gossip on either Michael Beckham or Robert Rutherford as possible. Thanks and keep on Resistin’ (or if you’re Michael Andreas Beckham, keep on touchin those kids!)!
Here’s our link to See for yourself!.docx
Here’s our link to the Attrocious Lies.flv (will be uploaded soon)
Categories: Wingnut Web Tags: Michael Beckham, militias, Patriotspace, Robert Rutherford, Wingnut Web, WRAM
Wingnut Web – TarsTarkas.NET is Infiltrated Edition
Oh Noes! TarsTarkas.NET is in trouble! In case you haven’t noticed, TarsTarkas.NET has been infiltrated by militia types who are destroying this site. Or so that was the plan, but no one could be bothered to do anything (as usual from these keyboard militias) and thus TarsTarkas.NET was saved. TarsTarkas.NET victory! Of course, doing what we do, we have people talking about us all the time. And the best part is, we know about it. Yep, that’s right. We know. And sometimes, we share. Because sharing is caring. So let’s go all Care Bear Stare and check out what The Well Regulated Militia (http://militias.ning.com) thinks of TarsTarkas.NET (we’ve met them before here and here and many members are also Resistnet.com members):
It begins…

It’s gonna go down, son, and TarsTarkas.NET will pay

fedup! got fedup with figuring out how to comment or join the forums or send an email

We are so brainwashed that only the communistiest communists can give us orders.

fedup! is TarsTarkas.NET’s biggest fan. Just wait until they find out we have multiple accounts as members of their militia. And we have blog commentors who are also undercover in their militia. With the recent infighting in their militia and people dumped, it is probably there is hardly any members of that militia at all.

GodsModernDayMartyr (a name that totally doesn’t mean they want to get gunned down by the Feds) falls for another ruse.

TarsTarkas.NET: buncha dumbasses, utterly brainwashed, just plain evil, and self-destructing boobs.

Well, there you go. If you want to see this thread, too bad, it got deleted weeks ago during one of the many militia.ning.com infighting spats where threads were deleted left and right and many emails were sent out with various people pointing fingers. The FBI doesn’t need to follow these guys, they’re too busy destroying themselves. This is why children shouldn’t have guns.
Categories: Culture Wars, Wingnut Web Tags: militias, Wingnut Web











