So, at TarsTarkas.NET, we’ve been following the saga of the Birthers with much interest. As Birther Queen Professor Orly Taitz MD writes the UN and demands protection, Birthers online have become more persecuted, largely due to several sites wising up and kicking their crazy butts off. But that just makes the Birthers whine even more loudly. Birthers are worse than Furries, with their cries of persecution. If Birthers weren’t also the same people who would deny all federal funding for treatment of those with mental illnesses, I would feel sorry for them. Instead, I just enjoy the show, my never-ending supply of popcorn being buttered by the constant river of Brither crazy posts. And now Resistnet.com is becoming a Birther mecca. But don’t take our word for it, take many, many of their words!
The Birthers throw down the gauntlet and demand that Glenn Beck kiss their ring (said ring made from a birth certificate origamied the frak up!)
Anita D. Phillips starts us strong with random accusations of Muslims, Manchurian candidates, and the expressed desire to shame that negro for daring to be president!
Obama owns Snopes, Fact Check (whatever that is, Factcheck.org?) and the Associated Press (maybe he should tell the AP to stop being so insulting to him…) But we now know Sky King is an expert in packing butts.
Chris is so far ahead of the game he thinks Hillary will run for president again in 2012 after Obama is shamed away in 2011. Boy will he be sad.
Let’s save the country by not being Birthers!
Let’s make up things that Obama admitted! It’s as good as real proof! (WTF is “the fish does rot from the top”?)
Nancy Simmons now hates America
If Glenn Beck doesn’t apologize to me personally, then I’ll just have to keep making meaningless posts on the internet!
jcdaley will go insane when Obama is reelected. INSANE.
Chris is ready to wage ultimate war!
NOOOO!!! They got to J.D. Hayworth! He’s been replaced by pod people also!
Truthers are CRAZY, unlike us, with all this evidence that we don’t have…
No, wait, Truthers and Birthers are like peas in a pod. Pod People!
I am perfectly comfortable being crazy. It is perfectly comfortable sitting in this giant kiddie pool filled with chocolate pudding naked and I love doing it at the mall. Only mindless Obots want me to cover up.
WAHHH!!! Beck no love us!
victoria barard sure hates Glenn Beck despite watching him every day and him being her hero until he insulted one (1!!) of her beliefs.
Beck and O’Reilly are double-teaming the Birthers! It’s a steel-cage match!
FoxNews is in on the Birth Certificate Conspiracy, because…..uh….IT JUST IS!!!
This woman writes entire novels dedicated to demanding various entertainers apologize to her. Her novel about how Sting needs to apologize because Tantric Sex is against God was 978 pages long.
They can’t stop us! Our crazy is our gasoline!
Okay, this is the ultimate post. So the Right Wing and Obama are in cahoots to have Obama be president despite not having a birth certificate, and when the birthers close in, Obama will pretend that the Right is attacking him so the birthers get drowned out in all the noise. And this giant conspiracy that everyone on the planet is in on except for a few posters on Resistnet.com has only been exposed by the few posters on Resistnet.com and Prof. HM Orly Taitz TE with NO ONE ELSE coming forward about this gigantic plot. And we aren’t birthers, we are Article2ists!
Now, as you saw with the crazy crazy crazy up above, the birthers destroy anything they come in contact with, because they hijack everything into the birth certificate discussion. Thus, a few places such as RedState.com have cleaned house and banned all the birthers. More mainstream Republican candidates are trying to back off of the crazy claims despite the popularity with the birtherism with the teabagger crowd. Thus, we get this article talking about it:
First up is Dee, who is quick to declare there is no leader in the Tea Party, except those of us with Admin in our names! He logic also makes TarsTarkas.NET a leader in the Teabagger movement because we are part of everyone…
No, THEY EXTREME! We normal! NORMAL!
John Kerry locked up Obama’s records!
patriot proves he is a patriot for the country of Moronica. Their flag is a table.
Only LIBERALS would be evil enough to convince the GOP that Birthers are crazy!
Apparently I am scared to death of Chris. Who knew?
I also support the right making Birthers as loud and bright as possible, but probably not for the same reasons as victoria barard
Wait, am I terrorized or am I scared to death? Also, if I am terrorized, does that make Birthers terrorists?
Debbie Laurie is so hard up for heroes she thinks victoria barard is a well-spoken leader
victoria reveals that her secret is to not hit them with the crazy stuff right away, because she secretly knows it is crazy.
J.D. Hayworth just isn’t crazy enough! Who wants a crawfish when you can have a lobster of crazy?
Let’s take J.D. Hayworth to see the Wizard of Oz to get some courage!
A Tom Tancredo defender? In my Teabag?
Birthers have destroyed Beck. And now they will destroy America! MuHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Mel Frost is ice cold. He’s a chill fellow.
Wait, what the crap? Suddenly I want a Slim Jim…
Third Parties are the Democrats secret weapon. Just ask Ralph Nader…
Want to have more than two parties? That makes you a commie!
R.L. Smith goes to throw his vote away…
victoria barard goes off…
And continues…and continues…
We end with bonus Monsanto hate, from the people who don’t get that the Republicans they are voting in are the reason for most of this capitalism deregulation! And aren’t you for the free market? This must mean….Resistnet.com is full of communists!!!!!! NOOOOooOOOOooOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bang that hammer and sickle, Resistnet, and maybe you will find the birth certificate!
“Duh!” says the rest of us, but it turns out that teabagger fan favorite Marco Rubio, running for the Senate in Florida and trying to take out Governor Crist for the job, is charging all sorts of random stuff to his GOP credit card. Thus, no responsible spending for Rubio, a champion of responsible spending. Granted, this will do absolutely nothing to Rubio’s chances, but it is fun watching to see how the teabaggers will explain this one off (my prediction: It was all a set up by GOP establishment!)
These leaks my be political payback in Florida, but it remains to be seen how the teabaggers will deal with this after already having their hearts broken because Scott Brown is not insane. I expect them to be very angry at liberals for no particular reason.
So I was cruisin’ down the street in my 6-4, listening to a guy opine about how his shorty is a melody that constantly replays in his head and I realized I hadn’t stopped by Resistnet.com lately to see how their Patriotic Resistance to sanity, decency and common sense was going. So here is the low-down: They are still crazy! Shocking, I know. What is sad is I haven’t even posted literally hundreds of posts of crazy stuff, and yet each time I go there I find dozens of stuff. It’s like a never ending fountain of garbage! So let’s turn this trash into treasure and bring on the Wingnut Web!
Because nobody paid Resistnet to participate in this Tea Party!
Real Patriots watch conventions that are actually giant scams
Wait, I though Scott Brown was your new dreamboat, now you’re throwing him under his own truck?
Just make up Sarah Palin returning the money if that makes you feel better, even though she’s spending it on shoes to crush little people like you beneath her heels with.
Forget those guys, do stuff for us!
McCain, You Got DUMPED!!!
Melinda is completely nuts, but what do you expect from the Pray for Princess Palin Guy’s “wife” (aka his second third fourth account)
Yes, it will be easier to take over the GOP than it will be to ignore one part of the Teabagger Union
Marty McFly takes on Sarah Palin, Resistnet gets their panties in a bunch!
No one believes the facts of Sarah Palin speaking only for money, except Marty
We should all support Sarah Palin ripping off all of our money because of Free Markets!
Henry’s Mom does not have it going on.
Larry Braid is in the trenches every day! The trenches of claiming everyone is a fake patriot but him.
Going Rogue (aka vomiting out conservative talking points while being an attractive female) paid millions, but whatever…
If Sarah was VP, SusieL would be in a ditch, shanked in the back by Sarah Barracuda herself
Sarah Palin’s star continues to get dimmer and dimmer…
And here come the morons to defend Sarah Palin writing on her hand!
Melinda is completely making crap up here, because facts are for losers!
Henry’s Mom is perfectly okay with making Sarah Palin rich and keeping herself poor doing so!
Henry’s Mom is also very knowledgeable about Anti-Sarah Palin trolls… Hmmmm…..
Marty is burnt out on Palin, while Henry’s Mom repeats a lame joke
Mindy fantasizes about having sex with the Orkin man…
Henry’s Mom is obsessed with pee…
Palin didn’t stutter when reading three words off of her hand, thus proving she should be president!
Let’s just post our dirty laundry for everyone to see!
Resistnet.com keeps it classy!
Every French city is burning, every day and night.
Your husband said to get off of the internet
The Republicans were NEVER a third party because I declare it so!
I have determined the secret of Glenn Beck: He is Lady Gaga!
Hey, way to sound exactly like the guy who crashed his plane into an IRS building!
Birthers rule, Truthers drool!
In steps Beau Burdge, Truther extraordinaire, to go completely off the rails. Complete with bonus CSA avatar!
Oh, you might be mistake about one or two things…
Basically, if you write anything long on the internet, dozens of people will assume you are an expert and believe you without any evidence
Enough indeed
Gun Avatar Guy is very obsessed with Obama being shamed. Almost as if he has a black guy shaming fetish. So now we know what kind of gay porn AZ-concerned rents
We end on some now deleted Truther craziness from our new favorite Truther!
CPAC starts Thursday. What 12-year-old will excite old white guys this year? Also, Glenn Beck will headline, and the Acorn Pimp and his “Please send me money” girl (James O’keefe and Hannah Giles) will get a special award. This year it is XPAC. Don’t tell the actual X-PAC, and don’t tell CPAC that X-PAC made a sex tape with Chyna and naming their convention after a sex tape maker is totally conservative.
Also, whoever the frak the Autotune the News guys are, they will be there too. To do something.
From the “You can’t make this crap up!” Department, this past week in Teabagger Nation has been an insane ride of crazy trying to top crazy, to the point where you had to keep notes on your hand to be the craziest. But more on that later…
Things started off innocent enough when DailyKos did a simple poll asking self-described Republicans (note: This is Republicans, not those who got so fed up with the Republican Party they now self-identify as teabaggers) some questions that showed that they are buying the complete garbage the Right Wing pundits are spewing 24/7.
I’ll steal this summary from HuffPost because of laziness:
# 39 percent of Republicans believe Obama should be impeached, 29 percent are not sure, 32 percent said he should not be voted out of office.
# 36 percent of Republicans believe Obama was not born in the United States, 22 percent are not sure, 42 percent think he is a natural citizen.
# 31 percent of Republicans believe Obama is a “Racist who hates White people” — the description once adopted by Fox News’s Glenn Beck. 33 percent were not sure, and 36 percent said he was not a racist.
# 63 percent of Republicans think Obama is a socialist, 16 percent are not sure, 21 percent say he is not
# 24 percent of Republicans believe Obama wants “the terrorists to win,” 33 percent aren’t sure, 43 percent said he did not want the terrorist to win.
# 21 percent of Republicans believe ACORN stole the 2008 election, 55 percent are not sure, 24 percent said the community organizing group did not steal the election.
# 23 percent of Republicans believe that their state should secede from the United States, 19 percent aren’t sure, 58 percent said no.
# 53 percent of Republicans said they believe Sarah Palin is more qualified to be president than Obama.
When the poll was release, a few right wing pundits went insane. Well, more insane than usual!
On the left, we already told you about the crazy Kos people, but somehow folks like Arianna Huffington are now considered legitimate news sources. That’s what the president should be worried about.
And he has Karl Rove on to agree with him, because, why the heck not?
The highlight of the Teabagger Convention (BagCon ‘10) was Sarah Palin, fresh off her quitting of being offended over the term retard:
Palin gave an impassioned speech for two-year-olds, where she slammed Obama for using a teleprompter, then promptly read things that she had written on her hand.
This is not a double standard, this is a sextuple standard! Someone call Jon and Kate Plus 8, because we got too many standards!
At a session called “How to Unite State Tea Party Groups”, the speaker slowly and deliberately guided the audience through a basic web search.
“In the space at the top of the computer, type in w-w-w-g-o-o-g-l-e dot c-o-m. That website will help you find what tea party groups near you. Then type, Florida Tea Party, then hit the Enter button on your keyboard.”
It was a slow, painstaking process. He had to repeat himself many times, as some could not keep up; others simply couldn’t hear him because their hearing aids were too low
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At the end of his “how-to” seminar, the speaker said, “Listen, if y’all can’t find your local tea party groups, just go to your local gun store. They’ll tell you where they are.”
If you think Teabaggers having trouble using Google is an exaggeration, here is some proof that it is exactly what they do, featuring TarsTarkas.NET!
Our BO is approved…by Axe Bodyspray! This time, TarsTarkas.NET is the one doing the teabagging of some teabaggers! That’s what happens when you remember the Knights Templar!
Speaking of militia crazies and child molestation, a leader in the Oath Keepers movement has been arrested for child rape, and then the police found a stolen grenade launcher in his house. Obviously to hunt deer with.
First, some background on the Oath Keepers, for those of you who are thankfully unaware of this certain clique of right wing crazy. The Oath Keepers are military and former military “patriots” who are
Launched in March 2009 by Las Vegas resident and former paratrooper Stewart Rhodes, Oath Keepers claims to be a nonpartisan group of current and retired law enforcement and military personnel who vow to fulfill their oaths to the Constitution.
“The whole point of Oath Keepers is to stop a dictatorship from ever happening here,” Rhodes, a former Army paratrooper and Yale-trained lawyer, said in an interview with the Review-Journal. “My focus is on the guys with the guns, because they can’t do it without them.
”We say if the American people decide it’s time for a revolution, we’ll fight with you.“
Charles Alan Dyer, 29, of Marlow, was arrested Tuesday afternoon by Stephens County Sheriff’s deputies, said Sheriff Wayne McKinney. Dyer served in the United States Marines in Iraq.
The second amendment of the Constitution is the only amendment:
Meanwhile, unsurprisingly, the folks at American Resistance Movement — a group Dyer was also prominently involved in — are claiming that Dyer was set up, and the girl who accused him was “programmed” to do so. Accordingly, they’ve set up a “Free July4Patriot” fund, with a little button on their front page so you can donate.
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http://www.americanresistancemovement.com/ (hey, a message board!)
Look at all them July4Patriot defense threads stickied! At least one of them has a bajillion YouTube videos of various Patriots defending their boy from the evil programmed 7 year old girl.
The PayPal donate button.
Let’s see what these American Resistance Movementers are all about
I see…
We need a crazy leader to lead us in killing government dudes!
Obama is chemtrailing the frak out of these guys!
Fun Fact: All traffic jams are caused by police cars just frakking with traffic!
UPDATE: CrooksandLiars posted more info on the Oath Keepers running for their lives away from July4Patriot
TeaParty.org owner Dale Robertson is one of those patriotic guys who wanders around teabagging people while carrying signs with racial slurs on them. And he is being promoted by Resistnet.com! Or they were, everything related to Dale Robertson seems to have been scrubbed from Resistnet.com, though I still have the email I got from them promoting the TeaParty.org concerts.
So the story goes, Resistnet.com sent out an email promoting “Liberty Concerts” set up by TeaParty.org and the owner of the site, Dale Robertson. But then bloggers were told about this photo of Dale Robertson at a Teabagger Rally on Feb 28th:
Note that he was kicked out of the rally for the sign, but just look at his sign. Expecially look at how the misspelled racial slur seems to be taped over that part of the sign, making me wonder what he possibly could be covering up. But I’m just weird like that.
Later Resistnet quickly sent out this follow up email message:
This is in response to the blast mail you received regarding the Liberty Concert being promoted by the National Tea Party group. The purpose of the email was to share an opportunity for you to experience the fellowship and company of
other conservatives, as we kick off the election season and strive to
take back America, restoring it to the Constitutional Republic it is
meant to be. While they are a separate group from us, we share many of
the same goals, a free, conservative America, and fiscal responsibility
within our government. We are not necessarily promoting their complete ideology.
And all information about the “Liberty Concerts” seems to have been completely scrubbed from the site (or their search is acting dumber than usual)
In any event, this is probably very embarrassing, thus, we’re reporting on it, even if we are late a bit. Darn us having lives and contributing to the economy!
Here is the full text of the email, for posterity’s sake.
Teaparty.org is inviting all of you to take part in their Liberty Concerts:
Tea Party Taking The Next Step
“We are setting the tone for taking back America with Liberty Concerts. We are not waiting until the first quarter of the year, we have already begun.” Dale Robertson, President and Founder of the Tea Party – TeaParty.org
‘Liberty Concerts’ is a venue designed to be the key to create a model for our Nation to Take Back America. The Tea Party does not intend to waste their time simply rallying. The Plan is to optimize the events, they will be fun and Citizens will be asked to run for office, with the focus of Restoring America, and thus, putting it on the Conservative track.
The goal is to shift attendees from being merely a presence at a rally, into involved Patriots recognizing the need to be engaged in the process of Self-Governance.
The Tea Party is gearing up for action. Robertson has a developing strategy to bring the Republic back under the control of ‘We The People.’ He is asking for thousands of Patriots across America, to run for office.
Robertson stated: “Even though the likelihood of their success is diminished by the lack of experience or financial support; the knowledge will be invaluable for the next election cycle and a point of pride for the American People.”
The Tea Party’s number one imperative, is to have candidates on the ballot. The second priority is to get out the vote, especially in Texas where Robertson lives and the home of over 800,000 members of the Tea Party……….
Robertson is molding the Tea Party events to empower Citizens so they will make a difference in the November 2010 elections. The ongoing tactics are to prioritize States, creating a durable model for ballot access, voter eligibility, precinct chair/county chairs, and candidate awareness. The Tea Party is actively seeking candidates that represent Conservative Constitutional Values. It appears the Major Parties can’t get in step with such a complex idea as Conservative Constitutional Values; therefore, the Tea Party will make it easy for the Independent Parties to break the glass ceiling and get on the ballot.
The ‘Liberty Concerts’ event taking place in Stafford, Texas is a developing prototype, which when successful, will allow the Tea Party to create a thriving event not in months but days. We will be quick on the draw, sure fired and ready to rock in a matter of only a few days. This Tea Party formula will work against incredible odds and will be nothing short of a miracle, but Robertson believes with all his heart all the pieces will fall into place.
Does the Tea Party really believe it can make a difference in November? “Some say, “talk is cheap” but 2 years ago when I started the modern day Tea Party no one believed it could work now 7 million strong, the world is listening and America is hoping, we will not fail.” Dale Robertson – TeaParty.org
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