Come for the tea parties, stay for the N-word
At the current CODE RED ALERT OBAMACARE HOLOCAUST 2010 PATRIOT CRYBABY March happening now in DC, the teabaggers are staying classy by dropping the n-word at various black Congressmen, the f-word at Barney Frank, and spitting on at least one member of Congress. And that doesn’t count the morons carrying around signs with pictures of guns and threatening violent overthrow of the government. If I have time tonight, I will do a run down of the various crazy over-reactions on FR and Resistnet (which pushes back the fan-fiction, Census freakout, and FoxNation articles…sigh…so much crazy, so little time!)And since when does John Amato speak internet slang?
Categories: Culture Wars, Wingnut Web Tags: Teabagging, Wingnut Web
Tea Party Madness
SCOTUS Justice Clarence Thomas’s wife Virginia Thomas has joined the teabagger brigade!“I am an ordinary citizen from Omaha, Neb., who just may have the chance to preserve liberty along with you and other people like you,” she said at a recent panel discussion with tea party leaders in Washington. Thomas went on to count herself among those energized into action by President Obama’s “hard-left agenda.”
Virginia Thomas also created Liberty Central Inc. in January. It is described as a nonprofit lobbying group whose website will organize activism around a set of conservative “core principles,”
But, none of this could possibly be a conflict of interest with her husband court rulings! Just like puppies could not possibly grow up to be dogs.
The Tea Party of Nevada is fighting 20 different Tea Party groups over who is the real Tea Party. Will 2010 Tea Party Senate Candidate Scott Ashjian defeat them all and Harry Reid and claim the Senate Seat Prize? Probably not. Here are the 20 groups against the Tea Party of Nevada:
-Anger is Brewing / Debbie Landis
-National Precinct Alliance / Tony Warren
-Citizens Awareness Network / Jesse Law
-Nevada Action Coalition / Duane Smith
-Citizens in Action / Juanita Cox
-Nevada Families Eagle Forum / Janine Hanson
-Fallon Tea Party II / Bob Clifford
-Nevada Patriots / Diana Orrock
-Gardnerville Tea party / Ron Stevens
-NvRA / Travis Christensen
-Glenn Beck Meetup Group/ Sally Minster
-P.A.C.T. / Janice Baldwin
-Grassroots Nevada / Jamie Costello
-Reject Reid / Sheila Danish
-Las Vegas 9-12’ers / Jeff Waffle
-Nevada 9-12 Americans / Charlene Bybee
-Las Vegas Tea Party / Frank Ricotta
-Western Representation PAC / Dustin Stockton
-Patriot Caucus / Eric Odom
-Winnemucca Tea Party / Mike Myrhow
I guess before Civil War 2, the Teabaggers have to have their own civil war first.
Categories: Culture Wars, Politicians, Pundits, Wingnut Web Tags: Teabagging, Virginia Thomas
RNC and the Tea Parties – In bed together like Tiger Woods and random porn stars
Yes, the RNC and the Tea Parties are sexing it up, astroturf style! That’s the style where America is the one who gets screwed. Despite the “grassroots” nature of the tea parties, the RNC has gotten to the point where they are barely even trying to cover their tracks. From Sarah Palin attacking those who want to start third parties to the latest even, the RNC producing signs for the latest anti-HCR rally and covering up their involvement with black sticker! Yes, a black sticker is a cunning enough device to fool most teabaggers, according to the RNC. So keep voting for those “independent” Republicans, teabaggers! They certainly respect you! All your “social reforms” will just result in rich people getting tax cuts.
the original sign
OMG so grassrootz!!!1
Categories: Culture Wars, Wingnut Web Tags: Teabagging
Wingnut Web – Resistnet Birther Crazytown!
So, at TarsTarkas.NET, we’ve been following the saga of the Birthers with much interest. As Birther Queen Professor Orly Taitz MD writes the UN and demands protection, Birthers online have become more persecuted, largely due to several sites wising up and kicking their crazy butts off. But that just makes the Birthers whine even more loudly. Birthers are worse than Furries, with their cries of persecution. If Birthers weren’t also the same people who would deny all federal funding for treatment of those with mental illnesses, I would feel sorry for them. Instead, I just enjoy the show, my never-ending supply of popcorn being buttered by the constant river of Brither crazy posts. And now Resistnet.com is becoming a Birther mecca. But don’t take our word for it, take many, many of their words!The Birthers throw down the gauntlet and demand that Glenn Beck kiss their ring (said ring made from a birth certificate origamied the frak up!)
Anita D. Phillips starts us strong with random accusations of Muslims, Manchurian candidates, and the expressed desire to shame that negro for daring to be president!
Obama owns Snopes, Fact Check (whatever that is, Factcheck.org?) and the Associated Press (maybe he should tell the AP to stop being so insulting to him…) But we now know Sky King is an expert in packing butts.
Chris is so far ahead of the game he thinks Hillary will run for president again in 2012 after Obama is shamed away in 2011. Boy will he be sad.
Let’s save the country by not being Birthers!
Let’s make up things that Obama admitted! It’s as good as real proof! (WTF is “the fish does rot from the top”?)
Nancy Simmons now hates America
If Glenn Beck doesn’t apologize to me personally, then I’ll just have to keep making meaningless posts on the internet!
jcdaley will go insane when Obama is reelected. INSANE.
Chris is ready to wage ultimate war!
NOOOO!!! They got to J.D. Hayworth! He’s been replaced by pod people also!
Truthers are CRAZY, unlike us, with all this evidence that we don’t have…
No, wait, Truthers and Birthers are like peas in a pod. Pod People!
I am perfectly comfortable being crazy. It is perfectly comfortable sitting in this giant kiddie pool filled with chocolate pudding naked and I love doing it at the mall. Only mindless Obots want me to cover up.
WAHHH!!! Beck no love us!
victoria barard sure hates Glenn Beck despite watching him every day and him being her hero until he insulted one (1!!) of her beliefs.
Beck and O’Reilly are double-teaming the Birthers! It’s a steel-cage match!
FoxNews is in on the Birth Certificate Conspiracy, because…..uh….IT JUST IS!!!
This woman writes entire novels dedicated to demanding various entertainers apologize to her. Her novel about how Sting needs to apologize because Tantric Sex is against God was 978 pages long.
They can’t stop us! Our crazy is our gasoline!
Okay, this is the ultimate post. So the Right Wing and Obama are in cahoots to have Obama be president despite not having a birth certificate, and when the birthers close in, Obama will pretend that the Right is attacking him so the birthers get drowned out in all the noise. And this giant conspiracy that everyone on the planet is in on except for a few posters on Resistnet.com has only been exposed by the few posters on Resistnet.com and Prof. HM Orly Taitz TE with NO ONE ELSE coming forward about this gigantic plot. And we aren’t birthers, we are Article2ists!
Now, as you saw with the crazy crazy crazy up above, the birthers destroy anything they come in contact with, because they hijack everything into the birth certificate discussion. Thus, a few places such as RedState.com have cleaned house and banned all the birthers. More mainstream Republican candidates are trying to back off of the crazy claims despite the popularity with the birtherism with the teabagger crowd. Thus, we get this article talking about it:
First up is Dee, who is quick to declare there is no leader in the Tea Party, except those of us with Admin in our names! He logic also makes TarsTarkas.NET a leader in the Teabagger movement because we are part of everyone…
No, THEY EXTREME! We normal! NORMAL!
John Kerry locked up Obama’s records!
patriot proves he is a patriot for the country of Moronica. Their flag is a table.
Only LIBERALS would be evil enough to convince the GOP that Birthers are crazy!
Apparently I am scared to death of Chris. Who knew?
I also support the right making Birthers as loud and bright as possible, but probably not for the same reasons as victoria barard
Wait, am I terrorized or am I scared to death? Also, if I am terrorized, does that make Birthers terrorists?
Debbie Laurie is so hard up for heroes she thinks victoria barard is a well-spoken leader
victoria reveals that her secret is to not hit them with the crazy stuff right away, because she secretly knows it is crazy.
J.D. Hayworth just isn’t crazy enough! Who wants a crawfish when you can have a lobster of crazy?
Let’s take J.D. Hayworth to see the Wizard of Oz to get some courage!
A Tom Tancredo defender? In my Teabag?
Birthers have destroyed Beck. And now they will destroy America! MuHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Mel Frost is ice cold. He’s a chill fellow.
Wait, what the crap? Suddenly I want a Slim Jim…
Third Parties are the Democrats secret weapon. Just ask Ralph Nader…
Want to have more than two parties? That makes you a commie!
R.L. Smith goes to throw his vote away…
victoria barard goes off…
And continues…and continues…
We end with bonus Monsanto hate, from the people who don’t get that the Republicans they are voting in are the reason for most of this capitalism deregulation! And aren’t you for the free market? This must mean….Resistnet.com is full of communists!!!!!! NOOOOooOOOOooOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bang that hammer and sickle, Resistnet, and maybe you will find the birth certificate!
Categories: Culture Wars, Wingnut Web Tags: Birther, Resistnet.com, Teabagging, Wingnut Web
Teabagger Wet Dream Marco Rubio just another scam artist
“Duh!” says the rest of us, but it turns out that teabagger fan favorite Marco Rubio, running for the Senate in Florida and trying to take out Governor Crist for the job, is charging all sorts of random stuff to his GOP credit card. Thus, no responsible spending for Rubio, a champion of responsible spending. Granted, this will do absolutely nothing to Rubio’s chances, but it is fun watching to see how the teabaggers will explain this one off (my prediction: It was all a set up by GOP establishment!)
Records obtained by the newspaper show that during his time as speaker, from 2005 to 2008, Rubio charged $13,900 in personal expenses on the American Express the party issued him. That includes $1,000 for repairs to the Rubio family car.
Other charges:
• $765 at Apple’s online store for “computer supplies.”
• $25.76 from Everglades Lumber for “supplies.”
• $53.49 at Winn-Dixie in Miami for “food.”
• $68.33 at Happy Wine in Miami for “beverages” and “meal.”
• $78.10 for two purchases at Farm Stores groceries in suburban Miami.
• $412 at All Fusion Electronics, a music equipment store in Miami, for “supplies.”
• $2,976 for him to rent a car in Miami for five weeks
Rubio uses Apple?
These leaks my be political payback in Florida, but it remains to be seen how the teabaggers will deal with this after already having their hearts broken because Scott Brown is not insane. I expect them to be very angry at liberals for no particular reason.
Categories: Politicians, Wingnut Web Tags: Marco Rubio, Teabagging
Wingnut Web – Every French city is burning, every day and night.
So I was cruisin’ down the street in my 6-4, listening to a guy opine about how his shorty is a melody that constantly replays in his head and I realized I hadn’t stopped by Resistnet.com lately to see how their Patriotic Resistance to sanity, decency and common sense was going. So here is the low-down: They are still crazy! Shocking, I know. What is sad is I haven’t even posted literally hundreds of posts of crazy stuff, and yet each time I go there I find dozens of stuff. It’s like a never ending fountain of garbage! So let’s turn this trash into treasure and bring on the Wingnut Web!
Because nobody paid Resistnet to participate in this Tea Party!
Real Patriots watch conventions that are actually giant scams
Wait, I though Scott Brown was your new dreamboat, now you’re throwing him under his own truck?
Just make up Sarah Palin returning the money if that makes you feel better, even though she’s spending it on shoes to crush little people like you beneath her heels with.
Forget those guys, do stuff for us!
McCain, You Got DUMPED!!!
Melinda is completely nuts, but what do you expect from the Pray for Princess Palin Guy’s “wife” (aka his second third fourth account)
Yes, it will be easier to take over the GOP than it will be to ignore one part of the Teabagger Union
Marty McFly takes on Sarah Palin, Resistnet gets their panties in a bunch!
No one believes the facts of Sarah Palin speaking only for money, except Marty
We should all support Sarah Palin ripping off all of our money because of Free Markets!
Henry’s Mom does not have it going on.
Larry Braid is in the trenches every day! The trenches of claiming everyone is a fake patriot but him.
Going Rogue (aka vomiting out conservative talking points while being an attractive female) paid millions, but whatever…
If Sarah was VP, SusieL would be in a ditch, shanked in the back by Sarah Barracuda herself
Sarah Palin’s star continues to get dimmer and dimmer…
And here come the morons to defend Sarah Palin writing on her hand!
Melinda is completely making crap up here, because facts are for losers!
Henry’s Mom is perfectly okay with making Sarah Palin rich and keeping herself poor doing so!
Henry’s Mom is also very knowledgeable about Anti-Sarah Palin trolls… Hmmmm…..
Marty is burnt out on Palin, while Henry’s Mom repeats a lame joke
Mindy fantasizes about having sex with the Orkin man…
Henry’s Mom is obsessed with pee…
Palin didn’t stutter when reading three words off of her hand, thus proving she should be president!
Let’s just post our dirty laundry for everyone to see!
Resistnet.com keeps it classy!
Every French city is burning, every day and night.
Your husband said to get off of the internet
The Republicans were NEVER a third party because I declare it so!
I have determined the secret of Glenn Beck: He is Lady Gaga!
Hey, way to sound exactly like the guy who crashed his plane into an IRS building!
Birthers rule, Truthers drool!
In steps Beau Burdge, Truther extraordinaire, to go completely off the rails. Complete with bonus CSA avatar!
Oh, you might be mistake about one or two things…
Basically, if you write anything long on the internet, dozens of people will assume you are an expert and believe you without any evidence
Enough indeed
Gun Avatar Guy is very obsessed with Obama being shamed. Almost as if he has a black guy shaming fetish. So now we know what kind of gay porn AZ-concerned rents
We end on some now deleted Truther craziness from our new favorite Truther!
Resistnet.com will only get nuttier and nuttier.
Categories: Culture Wars, Wingnut Web Tags: Resistnet.com, Sarah Palin, Teabagging, Wingnut Web
Wingnut News Droppings
All the latest crazy news:
the NYTimes wrote a keen article about the Tea Party and Keith Olbermann did a special comment about them.
From the Grosser Than Gross Dept.: Taitz was “hotter, hornier, wetter, tighter, more of a nympho than I’ve ever met.
A teabagging nutbag (redundant) who is currently nameless has called for the hanging of Democratic Washington Senator Patty Murray:
“What happened to Jake when he ran with the wrong crowd? What happened to Jake when he ran with the wrong crowd. He got hung. And that’s what I want to do with Patty Murray.”
CPAC starts Thursday. What 12-year-old will excite old white guys this year? Also, Glenn Beck will headline, and the Acorn Pimp and his “Please send me money” girl (James O’keefe and Hannah Giles) will get a special award. This year it is XPAC. Don’t tell the actual X-PAC, and don’t tell CPAC that X-PAC made a sex tape with Chyna and naming their convention after a sex tape maker is totally conservative.
Also, whoever the frak the Autotune the News guys are, they will be there too. To do something.
One Night In Chyna
Categories: Culture Wars, Politicians, Wingnut Web Tags: CPAC, Orly Taitz, Patty Murray, Teabagging, This Week in Wingnuts
