Princess of Mars trailer
The trailer for The Asylum’s Princess of Mars hit the web yesterday, the one day in the past month I DIDN’T check The Asylum’s website for news on the trailer. So once again, The Asylum finds a way to screw me over, this time not even involving making me watch a horrible film! Damn crafty, those Asylum blokes. And they know I’ll be watching Princess of Mars, so they win again. Asylum! Gah!!!
So, anyway, the trailer is here. You need Quicktime, or Quicktime Alternative, which is better. Or just watch this YouTube version of it!
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Posted by Tars Tarkas -
November 24, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Categories: Movie News Tags: Antonio Sabato Jr, Asylum, Barsoom, Princess of Mars, Traci Lords
Traci Lords IS Dejah Thoris, Princess of Helium
God help us all…
I am sure Jabba the Hutt wants his slave babe Leia costume back!






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Posted by Tars Tarkas -
October 16, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Categories: Movie News Tags: Antonio Sabato Jr, Asylum, Barsoom, Dejah Thoris, Princess of Mars, Traci Lords
Asylum’s Princess of Mars poster!
The poster for the DVD of Asylum’s Princess of Mars is up. It’s got giant spiders (Woola?) and the first glimpses of Traci Lords as Dejah Thoris. And notice the Avatar namedrop on the cover.
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Posted by Tars Tarkas -
October 5, 2009 at 11:27 am
Categories: Movie News Tags: Antonio Sabato Jr, Asylum, Barsoom, Dejah Thoris, Princess of Mars, Traci Lords
Asylum’s Princess of Mars gets stills!
Production stills uploaded to the Asylum page show us what we can expect from Princess of Mars…
John Carter and Tars Tarkas:

It is beefcake Antonio Sabato, Jr. as John Carter, Doctor of ER! Or something…





That’s a pretty Earthy Barsoom…
Sure, Tars Tarkas has only two arms, but Matt Lasky, who plays Tars Tarkas, has posted comments on TarsTarkas.NET. Let’s see Willem DaFoe do that!


No images of Traci Lords as Dejah Thoris, or any knowledge if she will be red, or if she will be naked. The mind wonders, because Traci Lords is totally not associated with nudity….
Thanks to Undead Backbrain and Avery
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Posted by Tars Tarkas -
September 24, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Categories: Movie News Tags: Antonio Sabato Jr, Asylum, Barsoom, John Carter of Mars, Matt Lasky, Princess of Mars, Traci Lords






