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Wingnut Web - FreeRepublic.com update!

By Tars Tarkas

FreeRepublic.com never fails to disgust. It is their special skill. The echo chamber grows louder and louder, the voices more shrill, and the sane are purged. Only the craziest of the crazy survive. It’s rapid evolution to create the most insane conservatives known to man, whose sheer ignorance will create a singularity and engulf the planet. Welcome to the ride to hell! Let’s check out what FreeRepublic.com has been up to recently!

The first few posts are talking about when Lt. Gov Andre Bauer said “My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed. You’re facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply. They will reproduce, especially ones that don’t think too much further than that.”

Freepers are unsurprisingly happy

WAIT! I’m poor and on government assistance, but I’M DIFFERENT!!

Tell us how you really feel

How dare you not insult my wife! PC Thug!

Wingnut News Droppings

By Tars Tarkas

Plenty of crazy crap has happened since last time I did a roundup, and as reality keeps getting in the way of me writing articles, a summary article will have to do. In fact, SOOOO much Wingnut stuff has gone on there is probably major stuff missing, but we’ll worry about that when the complaint letters come rollingin.

A Louisiana sheriff has gone all loco and formed his own army!

Sheriff Larry Deen of Bossier Parish selected 200 men to form Operation Exodus, his own personal mini-army in case Louisiana is ever conquered by terrorists or something. I guess Wolverines was taken. I’m sure the almost all white Operation Exodus won’t shoot unarmed black people looking for food after another hurricane. Oh, and he says it isn’t a militia. And this isn’t a website, it’s an entertainment magazine.
Watch the old white army train here:

From the state of Indiana we have a bunch of morons trying to secede from the US and declare their own house a sovereign nation and that they are ambassadors and don’t have to pay taxes. This is a great way to get a bunch of fines and jail time! So I support wingnuts doing this, because then they won’t be able to vote!
They are the dudes who are all about the tenth amendment to the point where they don’t bother to read the rest of the Constitution, or even the tenth amendment (which says nothing about going off and forming your own nation, btw)

Tennessee brings us another example of racist emails, with Walt Baker, CEO of the Tennessee Hospitality Association, sending an email to friends and the president of the Nashville Convention and Visitors Bureau, and several journalists. An email with a picture of a chimp and of Michelle Obama comparing how they look with the title “I don’t care who you are, … this is funny.”

Other Tenn emails…
In October, a state trooper sent a “white pride” e-mail to nearly 800 state employees.

Several months before, an aide in the state Senate sent out an e-mail depicting Obama as two cartoonish white eyes peering from a black background.

This happened:

Politico got not terrible for once and posted some leaked RNC fundraiser slides that showed how the Republicans were prepping to use fear to raise money money money. Complete with Joker Obama pictures, Nancy Pelosi as Cruella DeVille, and Harry Reid as Scooby-Doo.

I’m opening my wallet for the RNC right now!

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Wingnut Web - Resistnet Birther Crazytown!

By Tars Tarkas

So, at TarsTarkas.NET, we’ve been following the saga of the Birthers with much interest. As Birther Queen Professor Orly Taitz MD writes the UN and demands protection, Birthers online have become more persecuted, largely due to several sites wising up and kicking their crazy butts off. But that just makes the Birthers whine even more loudly. Birthers are worse than Furries, with their cries of persecution. If Birthers weren’t also the same people who would deny all federal funding for treatment of those with mental illnesses, I would feel sorry for them. Instead, I just enjoy the show, my never-ending supply of popcorn being buttered by the constant river of Brither crazy posts. And now Resistnet.com is becoming a Birther mecca. But don’t take our word for it, take many, many of their words!

The Birthers throw down the gauntlet and demand that Glenn Beck kiss their ring (said ring made from a birth certificate origamied the frak up!)

Anita D. Phillips starts us strong with random accusations of Muslims, Manchurian candidates, and the expressed desire to shame that negro for daring to be president!

Obama owns Snopes, Fact Check (whatever that is, Factcheck.org?) and the Associated Press (maybe he should tell the AP to stop being so insulting to him…) But we now know Sky King is an expert in packing butts.

Chris is so far ahead of the game he thinks Hillary will run for president again in 2012 after Obama is shamed away in 2011. Boy will he be sad.

Let’s save the country by not being Birthers!

Let’s make up things that Obama admitted! It’s as good as real proof! (WTF is “the fish does rot from the top”?)

Nancy Simmons now hates America

If Glenn Beck doesn’t apologize to me personally, then I’ll just have to keep making meaningless posts on the internet!

jcdaley will go insane when Obama is reelected. INSANE.

Chris is ready to wage ultimate war!

NOOOO!!! They got to J.D. Hayworth! He’s been replaced by pod people also!

Truthers are CRAZY, unlike us, with all this evidence that we don’t have…

No, wait, Truthers and Birthers are like peas in a pod. Pod People!

I am perfectly comfortable being crazy. It is perfectly comfortable sitting in this giant kiddie pool filled with chocolate pudding naked and I love doing it at the mall. Only mindless Obots want me to cover up.

WAHHH!!! Beck no love us!

victoria barard sure hates Glenn Beck despite watching him every day and him being her hero until he insulted one (1!!) of her beliefs.

Beck and O’Reilly are double-teaming the Birthers! It’s a steel-cage match!

FoxNews is in on the Birth Certificate Conspiracy, because…..uh….IT JUST IS!!!

This woman writes entire novels dedicated to demanding various entertainers apologize to her. Her novel about how Sting needs to apologize because Tantric Sex is against God was 978 pages long.

They can’t stop us! Our crazy is our gasoline!

Okay, this is the ultimate post. So the Right Wing and Obama are in cahoots to have Obama be president despite not having a birth certificate, and when the birthers close in, Obama will pretend that the Right is attacking him so the birthers get drowned out in all the noise. And this giant conspiracy that everyone on the planet is in on except for a few posters on Resistnet.com has only been exposed by the few posters on Resistnet.com and Prof. HM Orly Taitz TE with NO ONE ELSE coming forward about this gigantic plot. And we aren’t birthers, we are Article2ists!

Now, as you saw with the crazy crazy crazy up above, the birthers destroy anything they come in contact with, because they hijack everything into the birth certificate discussion. Thus, a few places such as RedState.com have cleaned house and banned all the birthers. More mainstream Republican candidates are trying to back off of the crazy claims despite the popularity with the birtherism with the teabagger crowd. Thus, we get this article talking about it:

First up is Dee, who is quick to declare there is no leader in the Tea Party, except those of us with Admin in our names! He logic also makes TarsTarkas.NET a leader in the Teabagger movement because we are part of everyone…

No, THEY EXTREME! We normal! NORMAL!

John Kerry locked up Obama’s records!

patriot proves he is a patriot for the country of Moronica. Their flag is a table.

Only LIBERALS would be evil enough to convince the GOP that Birthers are crazy!

Apparently I am scared to death of Chris. Who knew?

I also support the right making Birthers as loud and bright as possible, but probably not for the same reasons as victoria barard

Wait, am I terrorized or am I scared to death? Also, if I am terrorized, does that make Birthers terrorists?

Debbie Laurie is so hard up for heroes she thinks victoria barard is a well-spoken leader

victoria reveals that her secret is to not hit them with the crazy stuff right away, because she secretly knows it is crazy.

J.D. Hayworth just isn’t crazy enough! Who wants a crawfish when you can have a lobster of crazy?

Let’s take J.D. Hayworth to see the Wizard of Oz to get some courage!

A Tom Tancredo defender? In my Teabag?

Birthers have destroyed Beck. And now they will destroy America! MuHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Mel Frost is ice cold. He’s a chill fellow.

Wait, what the crap? Suddenly I want a Slim Jim…

Third Parties are the Democrats secret weapon. Just ask Ralph Nader…

Want to have more than two parties? That makes you a commie!

R.L. Smith goes to throw his vote away…

victoria barard goes off…

And continues…and continues…

We end with bonus Monsanto hate, from the people who don’t get that the Republicans they are voting in are the reason for most of this capitalism deregulation! And aren’t you for the free market? This must mean….Resistnet.com is full of communists!!!!!! NOOOOooOOOOooOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bang that hammer and sickle, Resistnet, and maybe you will find the birth certificate!

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Wingnut Web - Barack Obama is Malcolm X's son Edition

By Tars Tarkas

Yes, Barack Obama being Malcolm X’s secret lovechild is a real conspiracy. As are many other crazy things from the Brithers. Besides being infested with that, Resistnet has a lot of other crazy nuts. So here is a pack of crazy posts I’ve been sitting on because of illness, laziness, and sheer volume of posts pulled and not wanting to overwhelm. We have a few repeating offenders, a lot of new guys, and some one-shots. I, personally, would laugh my butt off if Barack Obama was really Malcolm X’s son (and HOW would that make him not a US citizen? It would blow the Birthers out of the water!)

Robert Founder has the cure for those AMINOs…Acid!

Never trust anyone. Demand you mom’s birth certificate!

His plan is to destroy America in order to save it.

Lynn Bryant DeSpain joins in with some more made up facts!

We got a rogue #8 about to invade your list!

james reynolds thinks he will stop war contractors making money by voting in Republicans! Next he will stop murder by voting for Charles Manson

Oil comes from the core of the Earth! I saw it in the scientifically accurate movie The Core!

Sarah Palin should cook me dinner.

We we kill government employees it isn’t terrorism!

Andy Martin account found!

I’m sure Christian was this upset when Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh were also vacationing in Hawaii

Hey, another Resistnet.com member calling for an armed coup in America! The “Peaceful” Resistance…

CMW’s racism is so strong all lowercase t’s on my computer have burst into flames…

Let’s drive him Bugs Bunny! Or Mickey Mouse!

Stop loosening things, Obama! We need it tight in here

Please support my OBOGO petition! Please? Pretty please? Why does no one love me?

Someone upset her crazy post was ignored…

RAR! Support my crazy!

FoxNews is in on the Birth Certificate Conspiracy!

They threaten all the talk show hosts! Why have none of us been threatened? Uh…..

CSA Avatar guy is surprisingly crazy. Who knew?

Hello, crazy, my old friend. I’ve come to listen to you again…

FoxNews is the Muslims! And the Muslims are calling from inside the house!

Okay, the conspiracy theories are more complicated than a Glenn Beck chalkboard now…

It’s almost as if saying Barack Obama is Malcolm X’s son is crazy or something…

Poor Doris Hickey, somehow thinking the Tea Party will give her Health Care reform. How does this happen????

This plan is great until you need a kidney. Go to divine-way.com for more crazy!

FACT: The Republicans were a third party, and since 1964 they’ve been an unmitigated and total disaster!

We’ll stick to losing elections we should win easily!

Yeah, good luck with that…

So if you think this is bad, RedState.com kicked off all of the Birthers, and they suddenly exploded in number on Resistnet.com. All this happened while I was sick, so this weekend I pulled dozens and dozens of crazy Brither posts, which will be upped….next time!

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Wingnut Web - Every French city is burning, every day and night.

By Tars Tarkas

So I was cruisin’ down the street in my 6-4, listening to a guy opine about how his shorty is a melody that constantly replays in his head and I realized I hadn’t stopped by Resistnet.com lately to see how their Patriotic Resistance to sanity, decency and common sense was going. So here is the low-down: They are still crazy! Shocking, I know. What is sad is I haven’t even posted literally hundreds of posts of crazy stuff, and yet each time I go there I find dozens of stuff. It’s like a never ending fountain of garbage! So let’s turn this trash into treasure and bring on the Wingnut Web!

Because nobody paid Resistnet to participate in this Tea Party!

Real Patriots watch conventions that are actually giant scams

Wait, I though Scott Brown was your new dreamboat, now you’re throwing him under his own truck?

Just make up Sarah Palin returning the money if that makes you feel better, even though she’s spending it on shoes to crush little people like you beneath her heels with.

Forget those guys, do stuff for us!

McCain, You Got DUMPED!!!

Melinda is completely nuts, but what do you expect from the Pray for Princess Palin Guy’s “wife” (aka his ~~second~~ ~~third~~ fourth account)

Yes, it will be easier to take over the GOP than it will be to ignore one part of the Teabagger Union

Marty McFly takes on Sarah Palin, Resistnet gets their panties in a bunch!

No one believes the facts of Sarah Palin speaking only for money, except Marty

We should all support Sarah Palin ripping off all of our money because of Free Markets!

Henry’s Mom does not have it going on.

Larry Braid is in the trenches every day! The trenches of claiming everyone is a fake patriot but him.

Going Rogue (aka vomiting out conservative talking points while being an attractive female) paid millions, but whatever…

If Sarah was VP, SusieL would be in a ditch, shanked in the back by Sarah Barracuda herself

Sarah Palin’s star continues to get dimmer and dimmer…

And here come the morons to defend Sarah Palin writing on her hand!

Melinda is completely making crap up here, because facts are for losers!

Henry’s Mom is perfectly okay with making Sarah Palin rich and keeping herself poor doing so!

Henry’s Mom is also very knowledgeable about Anti-Sarah Palin trolls… Hmmmm…..

Marty is burnt out on Palin, while Henry’s Mom repeats a lame joke

Mindy fantasizes about having sex with the Orkin man…

Henry’s Mom is obsessed with pee…

Palin didn’t stutter when reading three words off of her hand, thus proving she should be president!

Let’s just post our dirty laundry for everyone to see!

Resistnet.com keeps it classy!

Every French city is burning, every day and night.

Your husband said to get off of the internet

The Republicans were NEVER a third party because I declare it so!

I have determined the secret of Glenn Beck: He is Lady Gaga!

Hey, way to sound exactly like the guy who crashed his plane into an IRS building!

Birthers rule, Truthers drool!

In steps Beau Burdge, Truther extraordinaire, to go completely off the rails. Complete with bonus CSA avatar!

Oh, you might be mistake about one or two things…

Basically, if you write anything long on the internet, dozens of people will assume you are an expert and believe you without any evidence

Enough indeed

Gun Avatar Guy is very obsessed with Obama being shamed. Almost as if he has a black guy shaming fetish. So now we know what kind of gay porn AZ-concerned rents

We end on some now deleted Truther craziness from our new favorite Truther!

Resistnet.com will only get nuttier and nuttier.

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FreeRepublic.com and Niger

By Tars Tarkas

Niger is just one letter off from FreeRepublic.com’s favorite word that none of them say because it is the only thing you can say that is actually racist, according to them. But what happens when actual news happens in the country of Niger? Obviously, N-word jokes! Ah, FreeRepublic, so hilarious it hurts….or maybe that pain is my soul imploding…

Here comes the posts!

babygene gets close, but then the ball gets hit out of the park…

Congrats to Pessimist for being our Racist Douchebag of the Day!

Old Texan agrees with Pessimist that he wants to celebrate throwing around racial slurs like they’re candy at the parade.

We must avoid confusing the old white racist demographic!

Another douchebag joins the chorus!

If you think this is just an isolated incident, then you probably haven’t read a damn thing we’ve been posting on the TarsTarkas.NET Blog for a while now. So you should probably stick around and read some more. Friend of the site and fellow goon Seventyfour did some work on the Niger tag on FR and found more examples of the same lame “joke”

Story goes up…

july4thfreedomfoundation is here to take the bait!

Next up…

Next down…

Story up…

And the joke is broken by the guy who posted the article, Loyalist

naturalborn is a Birther and a racist? How can that be?

Hey, look, Loyalist posting another article so he can make the same racist joke!

One more article…

Again posted by Loyalist, making the same racist joke again! He loves that racist joke so much, he married it!

Oh…I have the feeling this won’t be the end of Niger jokes….

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Wingnut Web - The IRS are the REAL TERRORISTS Editon

By Tars Tarkas

So a crazy crazy dumbass named Andrew Joseph Stack III got mad because the IRS didn’t fall for his fake religion con and wanted money, so he burned down his house with his family still inside (they got out thankfully) and then crashed a plan into an IRS building. Seriously, he was crazy. And he posted a gigantic rant on the internet filled to the brim with crazy craziness. It looks like he killed two people with his crazy stunt. So what is the reaction of our favorite Wingnuts? Will they cheer on someone attacking the IRS? Or condemn the crazy guy for being crazy? Let’s find out….

It’s okay to kill people if they’re people I don’t like

Killing innocent people? Hilarious! Hehehe….. Snort!

Quoting this dude just because he has a giant Viking picture for a sig!

Paying your fair share and funding infrastructure that makes America great is Terrorism!

Bookie1066 – thinks killing 5000 people is a good idea. Also bonus crazy sig!

Sancho Iligalo! Hilarious! You should write for Seinfeld!

skimbell is happy because crazy people go crazy and he can sit at his computer and do nothing while pretending to be a “Patriot” while another moron declares the IRS is the real terrorists

Let’s drop a bomb of crazy into this thread!

Someone will cheer if people go Henry Bowman? Who is Henry Bowman? Only the main character of a novel Unintended Consequences (popular at gun shows!) where he spends the whole thing gunning down Government Employees. And this fucker will cheer them on. That’s a real terrorist! FreeRepublic.com chose to NOT delete this comment.

Dead Corpse is another crazy mo-fo. He’s an OathKeeper and a 3%er, meaning he’s a paramilitary crazy frakface.

And also desperate to overthrow the US government!

Don’t insult my Texas Secession buddies!!!

metmom is another one who hates the IRS and thinks anyone who doesn’t want to kill them is a terrorist sympathizer!

Joe Stack is the GREATEST AMERICAN HERO WHO EVER LIVED! You only wish you were patriotic enough to burn down your own home while your family was inside! GI Joe has NOTHING on Joe Stack!