Resistnet loves Butte Invasions
Now that we got the Butte Invasion joke out of the way, let’s do the article! So Resistnet.com is filled with members who hate “Illegals” and are just looking for excuses to shoot them. After all, isn’t it a waste of guns to not use them to shoot illegals? Luckily, the demonized status of “Illegals” makes them non-human, so it is perfectly acceptable within the powers of Jesus to shoot them dead. What is even more acceptable is when the Illegals are doing other illegal things, like breaking and entering and attacking a 11 year old girl. Because, illegals just love to attack 11 year old girls. That’s why they stand outside of Home Depot, noted 11 year old girl hangout. Thus, Resistnet.com posters are free to voice their fantasies of blowing away the horde of illegals that are somehow all invading their homes thanks to Barack Obama.This is what got posted on Resistnet.com:
This is a common email forward, which I will copy the entire text below because Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:IMPORTANT!!!
Shotgun Preteen vs. Illegal alien Home Invaders: Butte, Montana
Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26,
probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home.
It seems the two crooks never learned two things: they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine.
Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father’s room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.
Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the
11-year-old’s knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen.
When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to death before medical help could arrive.
It was found out later that Resindez was armed with a stolen 45 caliber handgun he took from an other home invasion robbery. That victim, 50-year-old David Burien, was not so lucky. He died from stab wounds to the chest.
Ever wonder why good stuff never makes NBC, CBS, PBS, MSNBC, CNN, or ABC news? ……..an 11 year old girl, properly trained, defended her home, and herself, against two murderous, illegal immigrants…….and she wins and is still alive because of it.
Now, THAT is Gun Control !
Now, this whole thing is complete crap, and fact check sites like those darn commies at Snopes and even the non-Communist TruthOrFiction even say it is crap. So, of course, Resistnet buys it hook, line, and sinker!
FAKE!
FAKE!
Here comes the love for shooting immigrants!
Mindy at first loves it, then posts her findings on Reply #4 of the article. No one will read her finding of it being fake. As to what she is calling the Conservative answer to Snopes I have no idea (maybe TruthOrFiction?) but she never returns so I can only assume she was killed by Illegal Alien Home Invaders.
Darn socialist marxist newspapers not reporting made up stories! My dad also gave me a gun, except the gun was the evil Decepticon Megatron! I think I got the better deal
The “Reverend” “Doctor” Moron here wants to vote a fictitious 11 year old girl president. And thank goodness we have “Reverend”s calling for the murder of criminals, just like Jesus did!
Larry Holland thinks this is awesome as well. And he can’t read Post #4, either.
God bless this fictitious child and I hope she isn’t physically harmed because there couldn’t be any sort of psychological damage from a small child shooting two people!
Mel Frost – Liar! Also a cheerleader for shooting illegals
I would also shoot illegals if they came into my house, but they don’t, which is a shame.
Don Wayne is a real man who wants to shoot every Mexican he sees. Just like Jesus.
Real Americans shoot first and ask later. They also are morons who believe obviously fake stories even after they’ve been disproven for years.
USA142day becomes party pooper #2, but I give him props for not being an idiot here.
It is fake only because of the socialist newspapers! Plus we have that Texas guy who shot illegal burglars! Whooooo! Shooting Illegals!
God bless this fake child. BTW: ILLEGALS ILLEGALS ILLEGALS ILLEGALS!!!
I am sick of all three of the illegals in Iowa! Maybe Keith McPhee should take it up with the meatpacking industry that is busing in illegals to use as slave labor at their meatpacking plants! No, wait, that would make sense. Better to blame Obama.
JEFF is so dumb South Dakota will become the most Democratic state ever under his watch.
Hey, we speak English here, Greek Boy! Get out of my America!
Real of fake, I jerked off to it!
I hope John P buys a gun.
Bradley L. – Constitutional Scholar.
Paul Blart, Mall Cop is here with more dumb opinions.
Paul Blart, Mall Cop, is so moved by this story he can’t keep quiet about it, despite it being pointed out as fake THREE TIMES now.
Replace all cops with Teabaggers!
So if Resistnet continues
Categories: Culture Wars, Wingnut Web Tags: Resistnet.com, Wingnut Web
Wingnut Web – Poopie Butt Gavel Banger Edition
Well, despite Resistnet’s best efforts of not moderating their site until TarsTarkas.NET posts offensive material (and then hurriedly deleting it), Resistnet.com is still filled with hateful and ignorant comments. Gee, who’d a thunk it? Us, of course! That’s why we’re back with a whole new batch of Resistnet craziness! Resistnet.com is the gift that keeps on giving, and unlike the Jelly of the Month Club, I don’t have to buy a bunch of rolls to enjoy it. Resistnet just joined a whole Federation of teabaggers who have teamed up to whine even louder in response to media reports of their racism and spitting at Congresspeople. I guess that makes more sense then actually policing your own members so none of them yell racial slurs or spit at people. Let’s help Resistnet show what they are all about, with their own people spreading the word. The word is Poopie Butt Gavel Banger, by the way.I think it would take less time to point out the words that aren’t spelled wrong in this post:
Poopie Butt Gavel Banger – the movie!
I support every teabagger arresting every other teabagger like this woman proposes
Those crafty ILLEGALS!!! ::shakes fist:: Now let’s have racist story time!
Calling Obama Buckwheat and Obongo – Accepted Resistnet Posting Policy!
Uh, those aren’t the Marxists who are scamming you! ::Dick Armey sits on a pile of money, RAVEN blames ACORN::
The serious answer is your computer is infected because of all the horse fisting porn you download, and as the only other sites you visit are conservative sites that’s why the warning keeps popping up. The non-serious answer is “Yes, yes we are infecting your computer. Fear us. Fear out INTERNET POWER!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!”
Let’s blame the government for the mine accident and not the owner and his appalling safety violations record, especially since the owner spends all his time donating to conservative causes so safety regulations get even more relaxed!
And now: BITTER OLD GUY THEATER!
Act I: Bitter Old Guy is fired for calling his coworker Daniel Wu “Chinky McGook Chink”
Act II: Bitter Old Guy polishes his guns
Act III: Bitter Old Guy falls and breaks his hip while playing militia in the woods and dies of exposure as the county can’t afford a rescue mission due to budget cuts after the latest referendum failed
I’ll just spread this 20% Flat Tax increase rumor I just made up to scare people to vote my way!
And now, this post ticks me off, because you know Maxstake was one of those god damn morons who when Rumsfeld said “You go to war with the army you have” and Cheney and Co. were sending our boys over to die without proper body armor was saying “Hell Yeah! Screw you, Libs! Kill them Muzzies!! Support our President of GET OUT!!!”
james reynolds is the one man who can stop the International Jewish Banker Conspiracy! And LOL at the pharmaceutical conspiracy at the end!
George Soro’s what?
Larry Holland violently rejects acting like a civilized person.
Well, then I am sure you would support military spending cuts, right?
Everyone, welcome icetrout, Resistnet’s newest vocal racist!
Don’t worry, james reynolds, the government you hate so much and want to destroy will be there for you with unemployment, food stamps, rent subsidies, health care reform, and job search assistance. Don’t forget to thank your local Liberal!
Update: Resistnet is still a Birther’s paradise! Let’s celebrate by mocking this post by Paul Blart, Mall Cop
They called you a cook? Does Hell’s Kitchen host Gordon Ramsay know about this?
All this proof – that we don’t have at all and just make up and repeat over and over again – should prove something!
These are responses to a non-Birther member of Resistnet who was mysteriously deleted.
Not a Birther? Then you are a welfare cheat!
It is scary reading these posts with sanity in them! Resistnet Mods, stop hanging out on TarsTarkas.NET and delete the sane posts before our heads explode and our diapers fill!
icetrout is back to yell at disabled woman for not shooting hundreds of innocent Muslims in cold blood.
They’re gonna shoot those guys! We won’t, because we are keyboard warriors. Also, no one there will, either.
LOL, I cut off the heads of Muslims! Which somehow makes us better than Muslims. Uh….
More chatter, more icetrout charm!
ALERT! ALERT! They’re onto us! Pat Chadwell was so concerned about TarsTarkas.NET Blog that he posted this on like five Ning sites.
Liberals put Obama in office because they know he will fail because he is black and that is the plan. Thus, liberals are the real racists.
Gee, Pat, this statements seems awfully racist as well, and just how is it out of context?
Be proud of your racism, soldiers!
My New Black Friend!
This guy seems to have the right attitude, too bad he’s on Resistnet.
Categories: Culture Wars, Wingnut Web Tags: Resistnet.com, Wingnut Web
Guardians of the Free Republics threaten all governors
Even the half-man, half-machine governors like mine. Who are the Guardians of the Free Republics? Just another bunch of crazy mo-fos who think the US government made deals with Satan and so they formed a committee to become the new government. Is it just that easy (I am sure Susan Herbert thinks so…)So here is an article detailing the FBI is now investigating these guys:
As of Wednesday, more than 30 governors had received letters saying if they don’t leave office within three days they will be removed, according to an internal intelligence note by the FBI and the Department of Homeland Security. The note was obtained by The Associated Press.
The FBI expects all 50 governors will eventually receive such letters.
Governors whose offices reported getting the letters included Jennifer Granholm of Michigan, Bobby Jindal of Louisiana, Chet Culver of Iowa, Dave Heineman of Nebraska, Jim Gibbons of Nevada, Brad Henry of Oklahoma, Mike Rounds of South Dakota, Bob McDonnell of Virginia, and Gary Herbert of Utah, where officials stepped up security in response to the letter.
So just who the frak are the Guardians of the Free Republics? Are they like the Guardians of the Galaxy? And if so, do they have a blue guy like the Guardians of the Galaxy do?
Let’s go to the official site of the Guardians of the Free Republics and do some investigative journalism.
Private web site under non-corporate venue.
This seal conveys immunity from public scrutiny, discretion, regulation or trespass.
Trespassers beware.
Co-claimant fee applies to impairment
Uh… Accept!
Okay, we’re in! I hacked that Gibson like a 1337 pro!
On their official site, they have the Restore America Plan! It contains such gems as:
-Terminate illicit corporations posing as legitimate governments, in particular the territorial jurisdiction United States Federal Corporation (corp. ref. 28 U.S.C. 3002) posing as the de jure United States of America.
I’m not sure that’s how that works…
-End the foreclosure nightmare (for borrowing against one’s own credit).
I guess even defense for the free market ends when you can’t pay your housing payments!
-End the perversion of marriage into a commercial system of state-issued privileges through the so-called “marriage license” whereby incorporated “courts” presume the “right” to trespass on families and kidnap children.
Someone got their children taken away from them!
-Reabsorb all de facto actors into lawful de jure capacity
What about reality TV show “actors”?
-Quietly mirror the strategies of 1933 thereby using their (our) institutions, military and public officials to undo eighty years of subterfuge without provoking alarm, controversy or armed conflict.
Oh, let’s do all this in secret, guys! Don’t tell no one!
-Forgive all corporate actors who repent for their State-sponsored crimes against mankind. Remove the recidivists from office.
If you beg on the altar before the Guardians of the Free Republics, you may find mercy. Or get thrown into the Sarlacc!
-Do all of the above, and more, peacefully, discreetly, quietly and honorably, behind the scenes, without public proclamations or provocative actions against a general public that is mostly unaware of the hijacking of their free de jure American republics, and their hapless media.
Seriously, don’t talk about Fight Club!
Why are they doing this? Let’s look at their Rational…
For those who are concerned about opening the door to satanic forces, permit me to reassure you. The Guardian Elders deliberated with great sobriety the wisdom of sitting on our hands while the march to World War III continues. We asked ourselves if we could continue, in good conscience, to do nothing while so many of our friends and colleagues are suffering hardship. We asked ourselves if we are enjoined by the Book of Revelation from acting on behalf of freedom and mankind. After much prayer and soul-searching, we concluded unanimously that the need for action was self-evident. We are called to action.
Guardian Elders? World War III? Is this someone’s bad fan-fiction?
We debated how best to accomplish our goals. Could we reasonably expect to restore Biblical law to a devoutly secular population that cherishes television, promiscuity, physical debasement and electronic devices with religious fervor, and that suffers the warped belief that advertisements for personal hygiene products and Viagra in our homes does not debase our children?
If children learn about tampons, the devil wins!!
Could we convey consciousness regarding matters of Law to a society that breaths “Cops” and “Law & Order” and worships the bar associations “legal” system franchise where once the law of the Land reigned supreme?
Hey, you better not mess with Detectives Stabler and Benson!
Eventually we concluded that “agreeing with thine enemy” was the ONLY prayerful way to bring the Lord to the people. The Restore America Plan capitalizes on THEIR belief system as a vehicle for relieving corporate tyranny. In due time, the higher goal of salvaging the souls of mankind can be addressed.
In due time=when we get around to it, we’ll save mankind, but first we’re going to conquer the country and ban tampon commercials!!
We decided that restoring, in principle, the Constitutional institutions through December 19, 1860 was the approach MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED (and that’s the bottom line, failure being unacceptable).
HAHAHAHA! They want to restore Slavery!
Rather, we follow a simple formula:
WE DECLARE – UNDER GOD – IT IS SO – WE ARE BACK
exactly the same formula used by the original declaration of 1776. That’s what we mean by “understanding who we are.”
Guess who’s back? Back again? Shady’s back. Tell a friend!
Introduction
Replace corporate government and restore the American republic
… by March 31?
Oops! I guess you’re a bit late there, buddy.
If you are tired of being subjected to a corporation posing as a legitimate government that would arrest you for refusing to pray to corporate courts or give up your land or pay taxes to the Rothschilds or exhibit a state-issued confession of subject-class citizenship, then we invite you to take a moment to read the one page
Rothschilds? I knew we’d hit conspiracy paydirt!
After a year of face-to-face negotiations with high-ranking members of the armed forces of the united States of America, the leaders of the freedom movement have joined together to bring you a four step comprehensive remedy—the Restore America Plan—whereby the military has agreed to follow the orders of the legitimate de jure government upon proper restoration and execution.
Really??? You REALLY met with the military, and they agreed to stop everything and follow YOU? Who is your drug dealer?
The four step Restore America Plan was proposed by high-ranking members of the military who are tired of taking orders from a corporate CEO, and who recognize the People as the last chance to avoid a third world war.
No, wait, now the military met them and proposed to them the new rules!
But have you ever wondered how the bankers were able to replace de jure government around the world in 1933 without a hint of protest?
What religion are these “bankers”?
The Restore America Plan is a war college restoration strategy for regaining control quietly, efficiently and quickly without provoking controversy, ridicule, violence or civil war. In fact, the need for expediency eliminates any thought of making public proclamations. Restoration will occur behind the scenes in a manner designed to get results, not glory. We will NOT utter public statements which make us feel good but provoke ridicule and conflict. We will NOT attempt to re-educate an unconscious population that was raised on corporate slavery.
Being quiet did nothing, so now you got attention! Here comes the ridicule and conflict!
As you will see by the Warrants and Orders, the De jure Grand Juries will work behind the scenes, methodically dismantling the satanic institutions and rituals of 1933 and 1865.
So winning the Civil War and ending slavery=Satanic Pact. Helping poor people with public aid programs=Satanic Pact. Claiming to want to end slavery by restoring actual slavery with an 1860 Constitution=Mission from God. Got it!
To preserve spiritual purity, the Restore America Plan features forgiveness. At its core, it is peaceful and non-violent. Having so ensured our dominion over all the earth, actors who repent their crimes against mankind will be forgiven. With forgiveness as our hallmark, we do not waive our legitimate and necessary right as lawful authority to arrest, try and sentence those incorrigibles who use de facto power to impair de jure authority, or otherwise attempt to hijack the lawful de jure office. And we will use the very public institutions that once prosecuted us to execute those orders as needed.
Kneel before Zod!
ORDERS TO THE GOVERNORS AND THE MILITARY
The Declaration is a mere one page, and has been written to stand alone among history’s milestones. It is followed by Warrants and Orders of the De jure Grand Juries, each meticulously planned to solve your problems and issues (travel, diplomatic status, foreclosure, taxes, unlawful prosecutions) through cooperation rather than resistance. We are mindful that initiating a financial crisis, violence, or banker’s retaliation could be fatal to the cause. So every step has been debated and crafted with outcome in mind.
I didn’t know you could order all the governors and the military by writing on your blog. Hey, Arnold, buy me some McDonald’s Ice Coffee!
HOW TO JOIN
4. Subscribe two original copies of the covenant of office document with your signature and seal (red right thumb print).
5. Affix your signature to five (5) separate signature pages in blue ink only. The authors functioning as Guardian Elders will be compiling these pages into four original documents (and one backup), and certifying the signatures with our own.
Remember– only red ink for thumbs, and blue ink for names…because…1860 Constitution!
Well, I guess we’re boned. These guys did have a meeting, so that means we have to do what they say. Unless we have our own meeting!
Categories: Culture Wars, Wingnut Web Tags: Guardians of the Free Republics, Wingnut Web
Wingnut Web – Zero Tolerance In Action!
Resistnet.com got pretty angry this past week when people found out what was being said publicly on Resistnet.com. It’s like they don’t want anyone to know it is a cesspool of ignorance and hate! So they decide to once again repeat their unenforced zero tolerance policy. Wow, way to do nothing at all! The secret no one wants to admit is that if Resistnet.com got rid of all the crazy people, the only members would be the four fake accounts we set up to monitor them. And that is not enough of a source of donations for Grassfire.org president Steve Elliott to use to pay his mortgag— I mean, further the conservative cause!
Of course, right after this was posted, the Resistnet Admins and Moderators got right back to not moderating at all. Okay, they did do one thing, they came over to TarsTarkas.NET and started hanging around in the comments and acting like three-year-olds. Streetsweeper is our biggest fan! I guess that’s how they are moderating their site, they plan to yell at us.
Gun avatar, talking of REAL WAR, lying about Obama planning to murder children, been a member for a year – All Acceptable Resistnet.com Policy!
Racism – Acceptable Resistnet.com Policy!
Are all blacks prejudice? Why don’t they want to hang around with a bunch of old white racists? It must be racism!
Oh, yes, you are.
Thanks to the new Zero Tolerance policy, this post gets a warm welcome….
Gun Avatar Fuckwit is back, with more racism – Acceptable Resistnet.com Policy!
No, how can I convince these guys of my crazy beliefs?
All black countries are terrible – Acceptable Resistnet.com Policy!
The racism is even starting to annoy the guy starting the thread, who was asking for advice, not people screaming that blacks are the real racists
What is the chance that TWO guys with Star Trek episodes show up on Resistnet.com on the same week?
Wake up!
Old guys talking about kill zones and lying about HCR – All Acceptable Resistnet.com Policies!
Secession is inevitable – Acceptable Resistnet.com Policy!
America should see a marriage counselor
If your town doesn’t have its own money, you are DEAD!!! – Acceptable Resistnet.com Policy!
Pledging 100 heads for every patriot killed by government agents – Acceptable Resistnet.com Policy!
Wait, I thought we wanted our cities and states to be making their own money? And now Resistnet is just some guy ranting about the garbageman not taking his buckets of mystery goo.
Let’s revisit Secession – Acceptable Resistnet.com Policy!
Not having a problem with the n-word and even using it – Acceptable Resistnet.com Policy!
Chris Rock making that joke did not justify your racism.
As you can see, Zero Tolerance inaction! Will Resistnet ever enforce their site policies? Or will we just get more angry moderators posting here instead? Find out…next time!
Categories: Culture Wars, Wingnut Web Tags: Resistnet.com, Wingnut Web
Wingnut Web – FoxNation.com is close on brown power LING on the porch Edition
FoxNation.com has been allowing terrible comments for months and months despite their moderation system (the moderators don’t seem to mind many of the horrible messages even if they are reported) and they have been part of the recent increase in noise by the fringe elements of the Teabaggers (by fringe we mean almost every teabagger). As the Tea Party continues to get more and more violent, their online rhetoric grows at the same pace. These comments are from just before the HCR bill passed the house, but the posting got delayed because Resistnet’s response was funnier and more crazy. But now it is time for FoxNation.com to shine!
Let’s start out with this guy, Liberal Pacifier. Foxnation.com let’s people use pictures as their user names (let’s might be another term for “not smart enough to figure out how to prevent”) and this guy takes the cake. You might think this is a one-off deal and he quickly got banned. You’d be wrong, as he posted over 100 times in a span of hours in just one article comments section I read, which gave the admins plenty of time to ban him had they had a problem with his name.
Another stellar debater, and he has a familiar friend!
America is so great we don’t have spell check or the Shift key!
Another idiot with a picture name. The best part of this article is picturing the tears streaming down Liberal Pacifier’s face when the Dems aren’t blown out in November.
You might think this comment was in response to something. You’d be wrong.
I have no idea what this guy is saying.
Giving health care to everyone=inciting rebellion. Good to know.
Funny how you don’t recognize the consent of the majority when it involves them voting in a black guy as president
Help, the cashier lady is saying we’ll all be cannibals because we are smart! Wait, what?
This guy is just full of win!
Probably because they aren’t insane. Okay, that insane.
Hey, someone calling for a military coup of the USA, on FoxNation.com, and the moderators approve the comment and leave it up for hours and hours!
I wonder what the other options Teri W is thinking of are…
Things are getting pretty stupid, but it’s your side doing the stupid.
Kill all Wikipedias!
FoxNation.com is a chore to read and their comments section is filled with bonkers idiots who probably went even more insane after health care passed.
Categories: Culture Wars, Wingnut Web Tags: Teabagging, thefoxnation.com, Wingnut Web
What is wrong with this picture?
Can you spot the photoshop job done by our good friends at FreeRepublic.com?
Categories: Culture Wars, Wingnut Web Tags: Freeper, Michelle Obama, photochops, Wingnut Web
Wingnut Web – Welcome to Commieville, USSA!
The weather was pretty nice today for the fact that the world ended and the US went all commie last night. Didn’t you notice? I am sure the sounds of gnashing of teeth, furious typing on keyboards, and oiling of guns kept you awake until the early morning. That’s what happens when grandpa lives in the next room! So now that the weaksauce non-public option having HCR bill has passed and the US is doomed to become USSR 2: Through the Portal of Time, it is time to laugh at the over-reactions of our friends on the right. Because, laughter is the best medicine. Just last week laughter cured me of cancer. Or maybe it was the chemo. No…it was the laughter.
We’ve covered the Resistnet.com as-it-happened chat first, now let’s visit the message board!
Note that this was posted in the Admin Alerts section of Resistnet.com. The place reserved for the moderators and admins to only start topics!
Cowboy Jim is still calling for violent government overthrow months after we’ve caught him doing it before with no repercussions from Resistnet.com. TarsTarkas.NET can only conclude they endorse his comments 100%
Thundercats are HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Tee-Hee! When I say “abort”, I mean “murder”!
This yutz loves the constitution so much he never bothered to read it. Because that would cheapen it. Same with the Bible.
Getting charged with felony harassment=patriotism
Anti-corporations, so of course he’s pro-Republican. Makes sense.
This college kid from Illinois (who is either the greatest troll in the world or the biggest moron in the world) is the new face of American Revolution.
Some people just can’t handle the fact that they lost the election….
and now for some fun from around the web!
The American Reenslavement Act of 2010!
What would happen if the fire department was actually privatized...
With more votes happening soon, and Wingnuts freaking out more and more, the next few days will be fun!
Categories: Culture Wars, Wingnut Web Tags: Resistnet.com, Wingnut Web
